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one of my favorites "restore the order" -- Bill Callahan when taking over as Head Coach at nubbraskee

also " I picked KSU to beat USC" -- Sandhusker
 
You can lead a horse to water..
But you cant make it swim on its back...
 
"Nothings impossible"

"The difficult, almost immediately. The impossible, a few minutes later."

"2nd place is just 1st place for the losers"

"I am a cowboy. We do not pay for sex, nor do we accept postcoital gratuities. A simple thank you as you back out the door will be sufficient."
 
My very favorite quote :)


Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
Winston Churchill
 
The more you hurry the slower you go. - applies to moving cattle. :D

The banker is not your friend. :shock: - Kato

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. 8) - Gerry Garcia

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - I can't remember who said this. Note: see above quote. 8)
 
'Fill what's empty-empty what's full'

'tears never grew much grass'

'If you have them by the balls don't let go for a better grip' -to my hockey players when were leading going into the third.

'I'm 53 years old and I've never seen anybody die from hard work yet' -Coach Sutter to the Red Deer rebels this season.

'It's nice work if you can get it'- usually in regards to an attractive woman lol.
 
scout said:
{It don't do no good to complain half of the people don't care about your problems and the other half are happy to hear your having problems}



{If you can't dazzle them with brilliance baffle them with BS}
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The first one seems more and more true in the direction our society is going in. :cry:

I love the second one I use that quote daily. :)

If you get to thinking you are a person of influence...try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

Great quote also!


Hooks this is a good quote also thanks for bringing it to the board.

- Never miss a good chance to shut up.......
(Will Rogers)


*Disclaimer about acknowleding the hooks quote. I said it's a good quote I did not say it's something I live by. :wink:
 
Cowboys are like outhouses, the good ones are all taken

I do it all, rope, ride, bake birthday cakes- my husband

Dad said- 3 daughters

Gotta go, Sh*t to do, gotta a ranch to run-my husband

Gone to Bingo- my Mom

Love me, love my dog- me to my husband before we were married
 
There is nothing so exhilerating as being shot at and missed
- Winston Churchill

When I was sixteen my parents didn't know a thing. When I came back home at 20, I was amazed at how much they had learned while I was gone
-Winston Churchill

Never let your mouth get you into trouble that your feet or your fists cant get you out of.
- my Grandfather

You're good and kind; good for nuthin' and kind a stupid
-also my grandfather :?

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
-Edmund Burke
 
Yanuck said:
Love me, love my dog- me to my husband before we were married
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a local guy who fried himself on dope while doing the Peace Corps thing has a bumper sticker on his pickup. "love me, love my goat"

well one day a buddy and I were bored , so we doctored it to read "WATCH me, love my goat"

he thought it was funny so he left it on there......his wife took it off, she thought we were calling her a goat!
 
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming like the passengers in his car.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
 
Those who aim at nothing are sure to hit.

There is no failure in trying and erring, only failure in erring to try.

Great ideas will be met by violent opposition from mediocre minds.
 
leanin' H said:
The best thing for the inside of a man, is the outside of a horse.

The winds of freedom blow between a horses ears.

Never tie your horse hard and fast to the outhouse door.

It's better to have loved and lost than to marry a dairy farmer.
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8) This guy has it figured.BUT my dad used to tell his 5 boys,"If yu can't be good-be careful"
 
Slap some Bacon on a Biscuit and Let's Ride were Burning Daylight.(John Wayne)

That girl has the meloncollie look. (Head like a Melon Face like a Collie)

Most of them used around here come out of the welding shop and really should'nt be repeated.
 
Definition of insanity... Doing the same thing over and over and expecting change.

Kinda like the commodity beef industry.
 
per said:
Definition of insanity... Doing the same thing over and over and expecting change.

Kinda like the commodity beef industry.
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What if I do the commodity beef same thing over and over and don't expect change? Would that still be considered insanity? :???: :wink: :)
 

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