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If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around to shake off the ticks, do not do it! IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked. I just wish I'd gotten this information yesterday. I feel so...

OIL SHORTAGE~?~ ~~~ ~~~ A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical...

Two Rednecks Two rednecks from Imperial, NE, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Budweiser. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a dad gum Sheriff roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!" "Don't...

A gas station in Texas was trying to increase its sales, so the > owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up." > Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for > his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he > guessed correctly, he...

I just registared with nerr.gov for opening my home to Katrina victims. I guess I am little bit excited and a little bit scared but I hate to sit back when I have available bedrooms to share. They are bringing in thousands to Denver by Frontier airlines. Has anyone done anything like this...

Subject: Millionaire TV Show A husband and wife are watching TV in bed. They are watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire. "The husband turns to the wife and says, "Do you want to have sex? "The wife says, "No. "The husband asks, "Is that your final answer?" She says, "Yes." He says...

TAXES Accounts Receivable Tax Building Permit Tax Capital Gains Tax CDL license Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Court Fines (indirect taxes) Dog License Tax Drivers License tax Federal Income Tax Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Fuel...

Someone did an amazing job with this. I know three things about him: 1. This is a geek with too much time on his hands. 2. This geek knows how to model physics. 3.He either loved or hated women. Check it out. I'm impressed: http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf I have been just setting...

I am going along pretty well with Rita, the Corgi-heeler mix, but she does not bark when people drive in the driveway. That was the main reason I got her. My old mean dog just lays there and barks. He used to scare people so bad :twisted: , the electric woman reader wouldn't come down the road...

In 1999, I started a Western art website and it did not take long for me to figure out that I wasn't up to doing the work on the website because I would forget from fixing things to the next time. Golden years, what a crock! Anyway, I gave the website to my husband's daughter and there is a...

I posted this on another Ranchers.net forum but I thought I would share it with you guys also. I think it is hilarious and I am not highly political so please don't holler at me. If you go to the search engine Google and type in parenthesis "failure", George W. Bush's official biography is...

I heard on talk radio Friday that if you go to the search engine, Google and type in parenthesis "failure", you pull up the bio of George W Bush. I tried and it really does it. Google must have a sense of humor. Just sharing a giggle. :lol: