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It was on another thread site I visit,seems one guys wife bought him a pair as a gag gift for his 50th birthday.I just thought it may of brought a laff to the less serious folk here.sometimes a good ole chuckle makes the day brighter.Sorry if I offended you or any others.

Ok,the ladies may chuckle,the guys may wanna puke....My advice guys is, make sure you ask for something specific this christmas because,this gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "for the man who has everything"....LOL http://www.manties.net/

ok in middle picture is that darkness in background the sky?If so you should be running for cover it looks nasty.Oh do you play CFL rules?

Ok cool pics but,should the post not be named mooooooooooving instead. :D

A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better... I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?" The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella...

I was told about this site from fellas in my football pool.I thought maybe you guys may like to see it. http://www.droptinetraditions.com/php/

Why is everything in this place either liberal or conservative?I had an opinion on self confidence and gave it.You probably were never treated or judged by others.You Mr. P thru probably were never told you were to stupid,to fat,to slow,to weak,to lazy or to fragile to do things.You may say you...

This young man's plight has nothing to do with pro sport,nor does his teachers action.Promoting a healthy dose of exercise and teaching young adults the proper way to get the best out of their exercise program,is proactive and a important part of body and mind growth.Not sure why this became a...

I find playing by the rules at times like these works against you.If he dislikes you already,give him reason too.Make fart sounds when he is talking.Then as loud as you can,without screaming say,"I hope that dont smell".After everyone stops laffing and settles down,say in same vioce,"dang i knew...

A PucK Into A Net My daddy is just a doctor, he saved a babies life last night. As the mommy screamed to save her, my daddy heard her plight. My mommy is a paramedic, she saves lives every day. Yesterday it was two drug addicts, and an women who's heart had gave away. My daddy is a high...

I wrote this last night,i felt folks needed to see what life does at times bring us.We can never stop the pain only ease it,with love,hope and understanding. I Have (A Life In Progress) I have dined with a man living in the shadows of a century. I have...

Once upon a time, there was an officer of the Royal Navy named Captain Bravado who showed no fear when facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the Seven Seas, his lookout spotted a pirate ship approaching, and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravado bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" The...

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is...

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila. Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and...

A Man From Texas, on a transatlantic flight, the plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die,"...

ok i wrote this ,not sure if its what your looking for. WITHOUT WORDS I softly rest my hand on yours. or just pull you close to me. Holding open every door, so you can walk through easily. I move your hair before I kiss, my thumb I run across your brow. And by making sure all bad things...

It is nice to see a father spend the time you do with your kids.You seem to really get involved,be it at home working along side them or out watching and cheering for them as they live their lives .I respect the effort (for lack of a better word) that you put in to your family.If all dad's spent...

Which fella from ranchers net,in thier college days,do you think,would of been the one to ask the final question in this joke? It is all in fun.I just noticed that the gals and guys like to rib eachother in this forum in a fun way.If it offends anyone i will remove it pronto. On the first...

One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone...

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves. The lad asked, "What is this, father?" The father (having never seen an elevator)...