You know, HM, you are the finest example of why so many people hate americans. I would imagine even most americans would like to get rid of you. I can just picture you at the local watering hole; you'd be the loud obnoxious assshole sitting around with one or two other jerks, making sure that everyone in the place can hear your 'wisdom', while the majority of the patrons are trying to have a quiet drink.
I wouldn't do well in your red-neck state? Well, I can tell you that if you tried your bs in our local pub you'd be out the door face-first in a matter of minutes. We don't cotton to loud-mouthed jerks in our town. We are respectable, hard-working country people. Your kind are not welcome.