Northern Rancher
Well-known member
Got thinking of reasons people buy bulls and alot of times it has nothing to do with production-here are some of the better ones I've heard.
1. I shouldn't of had that tenth whiskey Dad needs a bull and I was going to fall asleep.
2.The owners daughter is hot if I buy bulls there I can go visit. The young guys Dad told me this story-the bulls were real hard calving-he was not amused.
3.If I buy the high seller I get a trophy.
4.If I buy his he'll buy mine-grrrrr!!!
5. The auctioneer said he was good.
6. Did you see the breed ad in Cattleman magazine!!!
7. He goes back to 'Old Fuzzy Nuts of Ding Dong'
8. I had cows in heat this morning.
9. I wasn't going to let that SOB buy that bull
10.He looks pretty.
1. I shouldn't of had that tenth whiskey Dad needs a bull and I was going to fall asleep.
2.The owners daughter is hot if I buy bulls there I can go visit. The young guys Dad told me this story-the bulls were real hard calving-he was not amused.
3.If I buy the high seller I get a trophy.
4.If I buy his he'll buy mine-grrrrr!!!
5. The auctioneer said he was good.
6. Did you see the breed ad in Cattleman magazine!!!
7. He goes back to 'Old Fuzzy Nuts of Ding Dong'
8. I had cows in heat this morning.
9. I wasn't going to let that SOB buy that bull
10.He looks pretty.