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A year of blondes in review...................
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>1. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
>2. Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.
>3. Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the typewriter.
>4. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"
>5. Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.
>6. Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
>7. When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C."
>8. Burnt her nose bobbing for french fries.
>9. Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.
>10. Can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.
>11. Hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel.
>12. Got hurt while raking leaves; fell out of the tree.
>13. Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the label said "good up to 20 pounds."
>14. After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.
>15. What goes "vroom-screech-vroom-screech', etc.? - - A blonde at a flashing red light.
>16. Two blondes are trying to get into their car using a coat hanger when one says, " Hurry, it's starting to rain and the top is down."
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>1. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
>2. Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.
>3. Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the typewriter.
>4. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"
>5. Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.
>6. Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
>7. When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C."
>8. Burnt her nose bobbing for french fries.
>9. Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.
>10. Can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.
>11. Hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel.
>12. Got hurt while raking leaves; fell out of the tree.
>13. Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the label said "good up to 20 pounds."
>14. After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.
>15. What goes "vroom-screech-vroom-screech', etc.? - - A blonde at a flashing red light.
>16. Two blondes are trying to get into their car using a coat hanger when one says, " Hurry, it's starting to rain and the top is down."