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Branding 6/10/07

Jinglebob said:
Canadian_Cowgirl said:
Judith said:
Houston, we've had a plane down over south dakota. Apparently a bunch of lily white country hicks is haven some sort of bikini contest.....
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Can you imagine the compition? Who would win?? :shock: :shock:
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Well hell, I would of course. :x
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Thats one thing i never want to see, no offence, seeing my gym teacher in a wet suit today almost made me sick!! :shock:
 
Jingles claims he looks WAAAYYYY better in that red elephant trunked number of his than Kola, Katrina, Mr's G and I look in our original banana creations by "jigs" I hear we may have to use a capital now, something about selling his wares to france. I dunno might have been a rumor???
 
kolanuraven said:
Beats me.

I'm drunk on rain.


We got another 2 inches a bit ago.


When ya live in the boonies you can sunbath ' a la natural'. You can't JB cause you got that road right beside the house.

Such a calamity with JB sunbathing nude!!! I can see the news reports now!!!! :shock: :shock:
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There ain't THAT much traffic on the road. I only tan my hands and my face, under the hat.

I don't want to be a wrinkled up ol' crone, like so many of them tanned old ladies. :wink:

And for a fact, I have worn MEN'S bikini trunks before. So there. :P :P :P :P :P :P

'Course, I was lots younger then. :wink:
 
Got that one beat. Was in the elevator @ hotel last week heading down to the lower level to the beach. Woman in front of me in a swin suit and she had a hairy back!!!


no kidding.... I tried not to stare but I started giggling thinking of a Sasquatch sighting in Myrtle Beach of all places!!!
 
Judith said:
Jingles claims he looks WAAAYYYY better in that red elephant trunked number of his than Kola, Katrina, Mr's G and I look in our original banana creations by "jigs" I hear we may have to use a capital now, something about selling his wares to france. I dunno might have been a rumor???
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What in the hell are you talking about? :???:

I never said I'd look better, I thought the contest was to see who would be showing the most skin, white or otherwise! :shock:
 
kolanuraven said:
Got that one beat. Was in the elevator @ hotel last week heading down to the lower level to the beach. Woman in front of me in a swin suit and she had a hairy back!!!


no kidding.... I tried not to stare but I started giggling thinking of a Sasquatch sighting in Myrtle Beach of all places!!!
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EWWWW ok you win!!
 
kolanuraven said:
Got that one beat. Was in the elevator @ hotel last week heading down to the lower level to the beach. Woman in front of me in a swin suit and she had a hairy back!!!


no kidding.... I tried not to stare but I started giggling thinking of a Sasquatch sighting in Myrtle Beach of all places!!!
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Oh no....JB your secret is out. How did she find out about the ' red elephant;??????

I'd blame Saddletramp....he squealed ! Oh....maybe not the right term there!!!
 
Soooo, how long do you suppose we can get this thread with all this silly talk.

By the way, the mrs say's she saw a man in a woman's one piece bathing suit at Wall Drug, when she worked there. Possibly the most disgusting thing she has ever seen! :shock:

Think about that girls, and she's married to me! :shock:

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I bet we're entertaining all the kin folks @ JB's.

I can see now, about 12 gathered around the ' puter in the LR there in Red Owl SD laffin' their arses off at us!!!
 
Umm Jinglebob were you trying on the ladies suits again at Walmart? I thought we had talked about that. Not in public hunny, not in public.....
 
kolanuraven said:
I bet we're entertaining all the kin folks @ JB's.

I can see now, about 12 gathered around the ' puter in the LR there in Red Owl SD laffin' their arses off at us!!!
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Naw, just one cousin here so far. They are in their camper.

I am kind of crazy, but I ain't lettin' any of them in on this deal. :wink:
 
Jinglebob said:
kolanuraven said:
I bet we're entertaining all the kin folks @ JB's.

I can see now, about 12 gathered around the ' puter in the LR there in Red Owl SD laffin' their arses off at us!!!
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Naw, just one cousin here so far. They are in their camper.

I am kind of crazy, but I ain't lettin' any of them in on this deal. :wink:
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Oh.so now we don't share anymore either!!!!!! :lol:
 
Judith said:
Umm Jinglebob were you trying on the ladies suits again at Walmart? I thought we had talked about that. Not in public hunny, not in public.....
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I hate walmart. And I've never ever tried on woman bathing suits before.
They look just too dang tight fitting.

Usually when I go swimming, I just skinny dip. 'Course, I got to tie my horse a long ways away so he can't see me and spook! :lol:
 
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