Breaking news

[rkaiser]

In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu,
George W. Bush has bombed the Canary Islands.

 

[Sandhusker]

That's funny!

I was going to add that he was going ban "Parrot Bay" rum as well, but with the plan to bring in chicken from China, that wouldn't be as believable as Kaisers news.

 

[Mike]

Heard that things are going nuts in Europe because of the bird flu. When those cats were ID'ed with it, people have been dumping them all over the place just to get rid of them.

Even heard Disney/Paris got caught hiding a dead swan so it wouldn't scare off customers.

That ain't funny Randy. :lol: You know that the Canary Islands ain't got Terrorists! Oil?

 

[Anonymous]

In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu,
George W. Bush has bombed the Canary Islands.

Clinton wanted to invade the Virgin Islands :wink:

 

[bse-tester]

Is there any truth to the rumor that Bush wanted to send a Delta Team strike force to London UK-based Battersey Dog's Home and to take out all the Afgans. :wink:

Sorry Randy, that was just plain nasty of me!!