> >
> > A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three
> > likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches
> > to see what they do with the money.
> >
> > The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets
> > her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up
> > very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
> > a attractive for him because she loves him so much.
> >
> > The man was impressed.
> >
> > The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of
> > golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
> > clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent
> > all the money on him because she loves him so much.
> >
> > Again, the man is impressed.
> >
> > The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times
> > the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in
> > a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future
> > because she loves him so much.
> >
> > Obviously, the man was impressed
> >
> > The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
> > money he'd given her.
> >
> > Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
> >
> > Men are like that, you know.
> >
> >
> > A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three
> > likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches
> > to see what they do with the money.
> >
> > The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets
> > her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up
> > very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
> > a attractive for him because she loves him so much.
> >
> > The man was impressed.
> >
> > The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of
> > golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
> > clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent
> > all the money on him because she loves him so much.
> >
> > Again, the man is impressed.
> >
> > The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times
> > the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in
> > a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future
> > because she loves him so much.
> >
> > Obviously, the man was impressed
> >
> > The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
> > money he'd given her.
> >
> > Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
> >
> > Men are like that, you know.
> >
> >