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Choosing A Wife

Judith

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> >
> > A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three
> > likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches
> > to see what they do with the money.
> >
> > The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets
> > her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up
> > very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
> > a attractive for him because she loves him so much.
> >
> > The man was impressed.
> >
> > The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of
> > golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
> > clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent
> > all the money on him because she loves him so much.
> >
> > Again, the man is impressed.
> >
> > The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times
> > the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in
> > a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future
> > because she loves him so much.
> >
> > Obviously, the man was impressed
> >
> > The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
> > money he'd given her.
> >
> > Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
> >
> > Men are like that, you know.
> >

> >
 
I think the old saying was...money can't buy you happiness, but $25,000 will put a hell of a rack on your wife, and isn't that all we really need to be happy???
 
I got this in an e-mail this morning....thought it fit in quite well to the topic..

> A man attended a party this past weekend. After checking out all the
> well-dressed guests at the party, he spotted an attractive woman (standing
> alone) across the room. When he approached and asked her name,
> she coyly replied... "Carmen."
>
> Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her, he responded with,
> "That's a beautiful name, is it a family name?"
>
> "No," she replied, "I gave it to myself, because it reflects the things I
> like most in the world - cars and men."
>
> "What's your name?" she asked.
>
> "Golfboobs," he replied
 
RoperAB said:
If I was a young single guy I would be looking for a woman that owned a lot of grassland :lol:

An ugly Rancher's daughter would be fine plastic surgery is cheaper than ranch land.
 
Denny said:
RoperAB said:
If I was a young single guy I would be looking for a woman that owned a lot of grassland :lol:

An ugly Rancher's daughter would be fine plastic surgery is cheaper than ranch land.

beauty is skin deep....ugly goes to the bone
 

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