ranchwife
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> > > >A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped
> > > >up on a table.
> > > >He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.
> > > >The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with
> > > >big feet.
> > > >The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't you
come
> > > >on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you."
> > > >The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with
> > > >him.
> > > >The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
> > > >Blushing, he said, "Well, thankye maam-!! Ah'm real flattered. Ain't
> > > >nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
> > > >She said, "Don't be flattered...take the money and buy yourself some
> > > >boots that fit."
> > > >A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped
> > > >up on a table.
> > > >He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.
> > > >The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with
> > > >big feet.
> > > >The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't you
come
> > > >on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you."
> > > >The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with
> > > >him.
> > > >The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
> > > >Blushing, he said, "Well, thankye maam-!! Ah'm real flattered. Ain't
> > > >nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
> > > >She said, "Don't be flattered...take the money and buy yourself some
> > > >boots that fit."