Saddletramp
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The old cowboy finally saved up his wages and went on a Cruise Ship.
Well, as luck would have it the dang ship went down.
The Cowboy found himself in a lifeboat with a high society lady in a long evening gown.
And as luck would have it the lifeboat had a leak.
The cowboy was pulling on the oars for a distant island and the lady was baling water out of the boat with his boot.
The cowboy was pulling for all he was worth and she was bailing her little heart out but they were losing the race.
Before they got to shore the water was up to here and the cowboy asked," Mame, How's your butt?"
She answered back,"Just shut up."
The cowboy said," Mine too, it must be the salt water."
Well, as luck would have it the dang ship went down.
The Cowboy found himself in a lifeboat with a high society lady in a long evening gown.
And as luck would have it the lifeboat had a leak.
The cowboy was pulling on the oars for a distant island and the lady was baling water out of the boat with his boot.
The cowboy was pulling for all he was worth and she was bailing her little heart out but they were losing the race.
Before they got to shore the water was up to here and the cowboy asked," Mame, How's your butt?"
She answered back,"Just shut up."
The cowboy said," Mine too, it must be the salt water."