Crazy stuff

[phantom]

Don't think I'm related deep enough to get invited to the wedding. Hell, I was lucky to get in on the turkey at Christmas without getting elbowed over to the kid's table. Thats OK, weddings still scare hell out of me even at this advanced age.

 

[burnt]

I'd rather lance an abscess steer
Than learn iambic pentameter

Rather get a horsefly down my vest
than master the nuance of anapest

Face an outbreak of BVD
Than figure out to use Trochee

Ride a bronc in a saddle slick
than try out dactylic

Thanks for the help Ms. sage but cowboy poetry is wild and as free as the horses you write about-I'll get the kids to reach down in the hearts and write in their own style. They won't be judged we only judge calves and speeches.

I was kinda with you there until the BVD hit. :shock:

 

[Northern Rancher]

Two long yeaers since a qualified ride
Harddrives heart was as black as his hide
Jesse got by the turnback and the big hard drop
Got cocky at six gave a big money chopp
Harddrive flung him off- he laid in the dirt and cried

 

[Faster horses]

I didn't like the ending. You can do better than that...

 

[Northern Rancher]

i can't do any better than the cowboy did-that's exactly what happened!!!

 

[Faster horses]

Well, he could have hung up and thrilled the crowd, or you could have
done that with your the poem...kinda let him go out with some glory... :wink:

 

[Northern Rancher]

There's enough wanna bee's write rfodeo fantasy we don't need one more.