The species in question is the Liberalis cum Logicum , or more commonly known as the Liberal with Sense. There are three theories as to why this species is not being seen.
First is that there are some, but they are endangered. Perhaps, the few left are in hiding, afraid of the Common Liberal.
Another theory is that they have gone extinct. Perhaps , much like the honey bee that has gone endangered by breeding with killer bees and producing only killer bees. Or perhaps, like the Dodo bird, stupidity has played a part.
However, the most prominent and widely accepted theory is that this species never existed in the first place. Besides, who can say what they look like? Much like a unicorn or dragon.
We have all seen the Common Liberal, very closely related to the Liberal with Sense, if it has evr existed. The population of the Common Liberal has reached pandemic proportions. The calls are annoying to most, with "No-wmds! No-wmds!" or "Bush-izarrogant" They can be seen dwelling in homes, with Kerry, signs, and anti-war posters. Activities include pecking lies at a keyboard, hugging trees, and screaming at humans.
The overpopulation of the Common Liberal is blamed mostly upon the modern media. Can the world rid itself of this plague? Will the Liberal with Sense ever be seen again? The answer to these questions are bleak, but there is a small flicker of hope for some. Time will tell.
First is that there are some, but they are endangered. Perhaps, the few left are in hiding, afraid of the Common Liberal.
Another theory is that they have gone extinct. Perhaps , much like the honey bee that has gone endangered by breeding with killer bees and producing only killer bees. Or perhaps, like the Dodo bird, stupidity has played a part.
However, the most prominent and widely accepted theory is that this species never existed in the first place. Besides, who can say what they look like? Much like a unicorn or dragon.
We have all seen the Common Liberal, very closely related to the Liberal with Sense, if it has evr existed. The population of the Common Liberal has reached pandemic proportions. The calls are annoying to most, with "No-wmds! No-wmds!" or "Bush-izarrogant" They can be seen dwelling in homes, with Kerry, signs, and anti-war posters. Activities include pecking lies at a keyboard, hugging trees, and screaming at humans.
The overpopulation of the Common Liberal is blamed mostly upon the modern media. Can the world rid itself of this plague? Will the Liberal with Sense ever be seen again? The answer to these questions are bleak, but there is a small flicker of hope for some. Time will tell.