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Enjoy Your Steak

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The old tumours flared up so I'm trying the Budwig Protocol-it worked on a friend of mine so giving it a whirl. Basically you eat flaxseed, flax oil and cottage cheese all mixed together-I'm choking down my first helping as I type and there is nothing grosser on the face of the earth-the consistency of pureed dog crap but with worse flavor. So if I catch anybody carrying on about getting a poor steak I'll administer one hearty bannock slap. Google it and whip some up for yourself just for funzies!!
 
You might just as well throw in some cod liver oil and apple cider vinegar oh and maybe some Buckley's.

I hope that concoction works for you.
 
Best of luck NR. You're on a journey no man asks for and I admire you for the way in which you extract joy from every second of every day...well, except for the dog-doo sammiches. :wink:
 
Northern Rancher said:
It's more like about 8 ounces of paste-it takes alot of chewing to get it down though.
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Wash it down with a bottle of whiskey. :D

Like the story an old boss of mine told. Said he once ate a gallon of ice cream and then washed it down with a bottle of whiskey. Got so sick he never touched ice cream again. :P
 
My liver kind of frowns on liberal applications of spirits-damn it's cursed hide. I'm not sure what could make this stuff taste good and trust me I'm thinking on it lol.
 
A few fries and some gravy and let the French folks make it into the next sensation. You could call it poo-tine.
 
Northern Rancher said:
My liver kind of frowns on liberal applications of spirits-damn it's cursed hide. I'm not sure what could make this stuff taste good and trust me I'm thinking on it lol.
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Molasses works for cows...
I am not sure if that is a finishing ration, or a weight loss concoction, but we are wishing good luck. Maybe you can tube it so you don't have to chew.
 
Is it the cottage cheese or the flax that's objectionable? Flax oil can go rancid pretty quick. Hemp seed is kinda tasty and is suposedly good stuff.
Your teenage kids could probably line you up a source of hemp to give you the munchies.
 
NR,my father had alot of trouble with his plumbing department and heart.

he was also on a strict diet similar to yours,after having his last heart attack.i can remember my mother making a PIZZA,using the special oil and soft meats.{some ground,some soy} then topping it with
DEHYDRATED cottage cheese.it wasn't my favorite,but neither was dandy lions and tongue.we used the blender alot.hope this helps.

balestabber
 
I was gonna say that you won't catch me talking about a poor steak.....this one is real good :-) but then that would be rude.....sorry. You are in my prayers, and just hang in there, NR.
 
Best wishes, prayers, and healing thoughts coming from this direction, NR. Know you can put it on the run. As far as the elixir goes, would a little snoose juice make it palatable?? :lol:
 

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