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favorite quotes?

JF Ranch said:
Oh yeah, here's a favorite of mine that my Grandpa would say about getting work out of kids:

"One boy... pretty good boy.

Two boys... half a boy.

Three boys... no boy at all!"
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My FIL uses that one a lot. I wonder if he picked it up in Nebraska when he lived there?


Eat up son, a man that can't eat can't work and a man that can't work has no place here.

He was so tight he could squeeze a nickle til' the beaver crapped. (you Americans may need a Canuck to explain) :wink:
 
JF Ranch said:
Oh yeah, here's a favorite of mine that my Grandpa would say about getting work out of kids:

"One boy... pretty good boy.

Two boys... half a boy.

Three boys... no boy at all!"
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He wouldn't have been talking about JF and Soapweed? :wink: :lol: :lol:
 
the only reason some people are alive is cuz it's illeagal to kill'em




I taught him everything I know and he still doesn't know anything!!



who you gonna believe .......me.......or them lying eyes of yours
 
Big Muddy rancher said:
JF Ranch said:
Oh yeah, here's a favorite of mine that my Grandpa would say about getting work out of kids:

"One boy... pretty good boy.

Two boys... half a boy.

Three boys... no boy at all!"
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He wouldn't have been talking about JF and Soapweed? :wink: :lol: :lol:
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He very well could have been.

JF and I kind of made "half a boy," and then our crazier cousin would show up. :-) We called ourselves "the three musketeers." :wink:

gcreekrch said:
Made up one tonight........


I've never been short of hay but I have had a few too many cows at times.
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That's a good one, and it hits a bit close to home. I, too, am in that quandary.
 
Soapweed said:
Big Muddy rancher said:
JF Ranch said:
Oh yeah, here's a favorite of mine that my Grandpa would say about getting work out of kids:

"One boy... pretty good boy.

Two boys... half a boy.

Three boys... no boy at all!"
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He wouldn't have been talking about JF and Soapweed? :wink: :lol: :lol:
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He very well could have been.

JF and I kind of made "half a boy," and then our crazier cousin would show up. :-) We called ourselves "the three musketeers." :wink:
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BMR, you exposed a very likely possibility.

Likewise, Soap, analyzed it pretty well, except that the so called "crazier cousin" was always with us! Therefore I'm afraid we may have been in the "no boy at all" category most of the time.
 
He's was worthless as teats on a bull
As happy as a new born calf on the teat for the first time
People die in bed
 
A good friend will be there to bail you out.
A true friend will be sitting beside you saying "How the F%$# did we ever get into a mess like this?"



The more you hurry, the slower you go.



If he went any slower he'd be going backward.



Little dogs pee on big wheels.


And on that topic.... Don't eat yellow snow.




:D
 
Glamour tends to dissolve in sweat.

The only way to move cattle fast is to move them slow.

It's amazing how stupid a cow can be. What's more amazing is how many people can't outsmart a stupid old cow.

From the recent obituary of a man who was my friend: "When it came to horses, he never let common sense get in the way of desire."
 
A fart'in horse will never tire, a fart'in man's the man to hire!

We eat 3 solid meal's a day.........and that day's Wednesday.

Load light, bind tight, and go like hell.

Shiny side up.
 
Never a horse that can't be rode; never a cowboy that can't be throwed.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Real cowboys don't wear sunglasses; they just squint.
 
If you're gonna drive cattle through town, do it on Sunday. There's little traffic, and people are less disposed to cuss at you.

"He couldn't ride a sheepwagon with the door nailed shut."

"She's so wild she don't come in to water 'til after dark."
 

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