favorite quotes?

[theranchwifechronicles]

At the Vet Clinic there is a sign posted that reads:

All unattended children will be given a shot of espresso and sent home with a free puppy.

 

[Cattleman]

It takes a big man to admit he is fat.

He couldn't organize a rock fight in a gravel pit.

He couldn't organize a pi$$ up in a brewery