Fun Phrase to use when there is no answer to a dumb question

[Pen Checker]

I said something stupid to one of my friends the other day. Told him how I was going to go about doing something.

He turned looked right at me and said "You Can't Teach A Stick to Fetch a Dog"! I laughed so hard I almost drove in the ditch!!

 

[little bow rancher]

that's pretty good got to remember that one