Cal
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Don't know if anyone will think this is funny or not, maybe you had to be there.
About 14 years ago I stopped off at my grandparents house, which was a little off the beaten path out in Wounded Knee district. My grandpa was walking around carrying a .22 when I pulled up. He said "We were getting so damn many cats around here I thought I'd thin 'em out and shoot the wild ones, but I got mixed up and shot all of the ...damn tame ones instead." I geuss that's the sort of thing we have to look foreward to when we get old!
Another time we were at a small town 4th of July celebration. My great aunt, who really was getting hard of hearing, had to tell this story at the top of her lungs just as the preacher started to ask the blessing, and mind you she was dressed up like a pioneer woman and smoking a generic cigarette. She said, "I'm getting so damn deaf I can't even hear myself fart anymore. I went to the doctor about it and he said he couldn't help my hearing but could give me something to make me fart louder". Lots of funny memories from the old folks.
About 14 years ago I stopped off at my grandparents house, which was a little off the beaten path out in Wounded Knee district. My grandpa was walking around carrying a .22 when I pulled up. He said "We were getting so damn many cats around here I thought I'd thin 'em out and shoot the wild ones, but I got mixed up and shot all of the ...damn tame ones instead." I geuss that's the sort of thing we have to look foreward to when we get old!
Another time we were at a small town 4th of July celebration. My great aunt, who really was getting hard of hearing, had to tell this story at the top of her lungs just as the preacher started to ask the blessing, and mind you she was dressed up like a pioneer woman and smoking a generic cigarette. She said, "I'm getting so damn deaf I can't even hear myself fart anymore. I went to the doctor about it and he said he couldn't help my hearing but could give me something to make me fart louder". Lots of funny memories from the old folks.