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HEY, HAYMAKER!




You’re claim is to be a woman’s man,
But I found out last night YOU might not be right,
I was over at Hanta Yo’s house, this evening for a toast,
Her man treats her more than special, her man treats her just right.

He took her to a shindig-
She got to visit, got to socialize-
You just would not believe it,
But I’m tellin’ you, I saw it with my own eyes.

Now I was invited to celebrate her birthday,
This guy does it right as far as awards, for a woman’s man,
Her hubby knows how to do it all,
He takes the prize, more than I can stand.

He cooked us up some Filet Mignons
Wrapped up in bacon, spiced just right
Some fruit salad from the garden,
I’m a tellin’ you, this was some big night.

A big baked potato topped with chives
That had just been picked,
Me, I am thinking,
I was just visited by old Saint Nick!

Pistacchio pie was then laid,
With whipped cream upon my plate.
I now know I’m in Heaven,
God take me now, I know I just can’t wait.

Instead of whiskey or beer being poured
Into a shot or into a mug,
This guy poured Cabernet Sauvignon, Merlot, or Zinfandel,
Did not matter to me, I did not know the terms,
Probably just as well.

He wined her and dined her
Like she had just turned eighteen,
Me, I knew it was time for me to leave,
I’m sure you know, exactly what I mean.

Your approach is all wrong,
If you want Miss Tam to defect,
You, you have it all wrong,
Miss Tam wants some respect.
 

Jinglebob

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Great poem!

Ain't that Hanta Yo lucky to have such a good feller for a husband!

You must know him pretty well. Sure seemed to be a good feller at the Deadwood deal. I wish I could have visited with him and Hanta more.

She sure is a cutie. Hope she had a happy birthday and when you see her and her husband, tell them hi!
 

HAY MAKER

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That was a good poem,I have a feeling you wrote it for deadwood ? I might copy it later with your permission and add a few verses about Miss Tam,thanks for posting it..............good luck
 

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Geeeee...what a lucky woman that Hanta Yo is to have such a "wonderful"
hubby, huh, sw??? :wink: :wink: :wink:

however, i can't believe I missed her birthday!!! :shock: What was the date???? Gonna have to write it down for future reference!! :wink:
 

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