Saddletramp
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This Ol' boy buys himself a ranch and puts the word out that he's hiring.
A lean lanky buckaroo type shows up and the Boss asks him "What can ya do?"
The young feller says,"Well,I'm a pretty fair horse hand. I can take care our your colts and get 'em started."
The Boss says,"Allright, You're in charge of the horses."
Then a big, tall Texas type steps up and the Boss asks him what could he do.
The Texan says," Well, Ya'all won't find a better cowman than me. I can take care of your cattle for ya."
The Boss said,"OK then, you're in charge of the cattle."
Then a Chinaman came up for a job and the Boss said," If these other two are as good as they say they are I might not need you. But I could use ya to help with the supplies."
The Chinaman said,"Oooooh, Me vewee,vewee guuud wif supplies."
The Boss said," Well then I'll put you in charge of supplies."
A couple of days later the boss went out to see how things were going. The buckaroo had a nice bunch of broncy colts started under the saddle and going real good and the boss was pleased to see that.
The Texan had a crew lined out and they were getting alot of calves branded and the boss was real happy to see that.
But the boss looked all over and couldn't find the Chinaman. He looked everywhere and finally came around the corner of the barn and the Chinaman jumped out in front of him and yelled,
" SUPPLIES !!"
A lean lanky buckaroo type shows up and the Boss asks him "What can ya do?"
The young feller says,"Well,I'm a pretty fair horse hand. I can take care our your colts and get 'em started."
The Boss says,"Allright, You're in charge of the horses."
Then a big, tall Texas type steps up and the Boss asks him what could he do.
The Texan says," Well, Ya'all won't find a better cowman than me. I can take care of your cattle for ya."
The Boss said,"OK then, you're in charge of the cattle."
Then a Chinaman came up for a job and the Boss said," If these other two are as good as they say they are I might not need you. But I could use ya to help with the supplies."
The Chinaman said,"Oooooh, Me vewee,vewee guuud wif supplies."
The Boss said," Well then I'll put you in charge of supplies."
A couple of days later the boss went out to see how things were going. The buckaroo had a nice bunch of broncy colts started under the saddle and going real good and the boss was pleased to see that.
The Texan had a crew lined out and they were getting alot of calves branded and the boss was real happy to see that.
But the boss looked all over and couldn't find the Chinaman. He looked everywhere and finally came around the corner of the barn and the Chinaman jumped out in front of him and yelled,
" SUPPLIES !!"