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JOKE FOR FRIDAY

Saddletramp

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This Ol' boy buys himself a ranch and puts the word out that he's hiring.

A lean lanky buckaroo type shows up and the Boss asks him "What can ya do?"

The young feller says,"Well,I'm a pretty fair horse hand. I can take care our your colts and get 'em started."

The Boss says,"Allright, You're in charge of the horses."

Then a big, tall Texas type steps up and the Boss asks him what could he do.

The Texan says," Well, Ya'all won't find a better cowman than me. I can take care of your cattle for ya."

The Boss said,"OK then, you're in charge of the cattle."

Then a Chinaman came up for a job and the Boss said," If these other two are as good as they say they are I might not need you. But I could use ya to help with the supplies."

The Chinaman said,"Oooooh, Me vewee,vewee guuud wif supplies."

The Boss said," Well then I'll put you in charge of supplies."

A couple of days later the boss went out to see how things were going. The buckaroo had a nice bunch of broncy colts started under the saddle and going real good and the boss was pleased to see that.

The Texan had a crew lined out and they were getting alot of calves branded and the boss was real happy to see that.

But the boss looked all over and couldn't find the Chinaman. He looked everywhere and finally came around the corner of the barn and the Chinaman jumped out in front of him and yelled,


" SUPPLIES !!"
 
:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:

Must be.. We are slow to.. Getting ready to pack up for a family reunion down in Kentucky.. 91 here.. So looking forward to the 7 hours of more in the car.
 
IL Rancher said:
:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:

Must be.. We are slow to.. Getting ready to pack up for a family reunion down in Kentucky.. 91 here.. So looking forward to the 7 hours of more in the car.

Could be worse, they could all be coming to your house , like my relatives are here, in about an hour or so. :x
 
Chuckle.. Oh.. I have a feeling about this one.. My mother in laws family.. Always.. Interesting... But I feel for you JB.. I feel for you.. Generally in the end it is good to see the folks but sometimes the planning and lead up to it seems a bit... much..
 
IL Rancher said:
Chuckle.. Oh.. I have a feeling about this one.. My mother in laws family.. Always.. Interesting... But I feel for you JB.. I feel for you.. Generally in the end it is good to see the folks but sometimes the planning and lead up to it seems a bit... much..

One cuz' I'd like to see and she ain't coming. The rest I can take or leave. :wink:
 
We have our family reunion next weekend....some of the one's I most want to see ain't gonna be there :roll:
Goin anyway tho. The main one I want to see WILL be there...my DADDY!!!!!!!!

Packin up is.....well .......YUCK...but ya gotta do it, or ya can't go. We'll be loadin the jet ski into the horse trailer, and sleepin in the livin qtrs. Weeeeeeeeee gonna be fun this year...with three wiener dogs. LOL Thank goodness the kids will be stayin at the Beach Lodge with the main portion of the family. It'd sure be tight in there if all 4 of us had to sleep in there.
 
Speaking of family get togethers, etc.------my landlady told the story how her grand dad always said the best lights of Christmas were the car lights going down the driveway!!!!! He must've had a lot of ornery relatives :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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