katrina
Well-known member
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male
> buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
>
> The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall
> mug of coffee.
>
> The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the
> buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter every
> where, then just walks out.
>
> The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand
> pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter
> and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
>
> The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from
> yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
>
> (Hang on; this is really good...)
>
> The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper management
> position in United States Government: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the
> bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."
> buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
>
> The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall
> mug of coffee.
>
> The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the
> buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter every
> where, then just walks out.
>
> The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand
> pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter
> and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
>
> The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from
> yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
>
> (Hang on; this is really good...)
>
> The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper management
> position in United States Government: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the
> bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."
