Faster horses said:Man may have created fine whiskey, but GOD created fine women.
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HAY MAKER said:Faster horses said:Man may have created fine whiskey, but GOD created fine women.
:???: :wink: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yup she is right OT,woman was Gods greatest creation,try again...............good luck
Oldtimer said:HAY MAKER said:Faster horses said:Man may have created fine whiskey, but GOD created fine women.
:???: :wink: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yup she is right OT,woman was Gods greatest creation,try again...............good luck
Didn't God create woman from man :???: ....
gcreekrch said:Hot running water.
If you lived as long without it as we did you will appeciate my pick.
Yanuck said:Oldtimer said:HAY MAKER said:Yup she is right OT,woman was Gods greatest creation,try again...............good luck
Didn't God create woman from man :???: ....
Here's the real story OT!
How Adam Got Eve -- Priceless
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion
and that it would be a woman.
He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,
and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,
and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your children.
and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and
passion whenever you need it.'
Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'
'An arm and a leg.'
Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib
Of course the rest is history..... .......!! !!
gcreekrch said:Tight fittin' jeans and tank tops..... :nod: :wink:
Denny said:gcreekrch said:Tight fittin' jeans and tank tops..... :nod: :wink:
And belly button rings on someone else's daughter. :wink: over 18 of course
HAY MAKER said:Electric blankets......................good luck