Man's greatest creation
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#1 Fine whiskey
#2 Fine Women
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Faster horses
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Man may have created fine whiskey, but GOD created fine women.
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:wink: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:Faster horses said:Man may have created fine whiskey, but GOD created fine women.
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Yup she is right OT,woman was Gods greatest creation,try again...............good luck
gcreekrch
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Hot running water.
If you lived as long without it as we did you will appeciate my pick.
If you lived as long without it as we did you will appeciate my pick.
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HAY MAKER said:Faster horses said:Man may have created fine whiskey, but GOD created fine women.
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Yup she is right OT,woman was Gods greatest creation,try again...............good luck
Didn't God create woman from man :???: ....
Oldtimer said:HAY MAKER said:Faster horses said:Man may have created fine whiskey, but GOD created fine women.
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Yup she is right OT,woman was Gods greatest creation,try again...............good luck
Didn't God create woman from man :???: ....
Here's the real story OT!
How Adam Got Eve -- Priceless
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion
and that it would be a woman.
He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,
and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,
and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your children.
and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and
passion whenever you need it.'
Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'
'An arm and a leg.'
Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib
Of course the rest is history..... .......!! !!
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Yanuck said:
YEP :lol: :lol: :lol:
John SD
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You people crack me up! :wink: :lol:
FH, don't get the big head over the deal :wink: , but this thread reminds me of the Tom T. Hall song about asking the old cowboy about the mysteries of life. "He spit between his boots and he replied, son it's:"
1. Faster horses
2. Younger women
3. Older whiskey
4. MORE MONEY!
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FH, don't get the big head over the deal :wink: , but this thread reminds me of the Tom T. Hall song about asking the old cowboy about the mysteries of life. "He spit between his boots and he replied, son it's:"
1. Faster horses
2. Younger women
3. Older whiskey
4. MORE MONEY!
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loomixguy
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There's only 2 things a man needs, anyway. If you have these 2 things, you can get anything else you may need/desire in life.
1. Money
2. Heavy Equipment
1. Money
2. Heavy Equipment
Northern Rancher
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Well good whiskey has made alot of women look a bit finer than they are-I suppose the opposite is true too lol.
gcreekrch
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Tight fittin' jeans and tank tops..... :nod: :wink:
gcreekrch
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Denny said:
Never have got used to something that looks like it was tangled in a wire fence and didn't completely escape. :lol:
