New words of the day

[Soapweed]

1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Joe to use the word cheese in a sentence. Joe
replies: Mary likes me, but cheese fat.

2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I
shoulder.

4. *Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. * Wheelchair *
We only have one TV dinner left, but don't worry wheelchair.

10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey
harassment nothing to me.

12. * Body wash *
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

13. *Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

 

[Big Muddy rancher]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Did we used to call those GROANERS? :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[per]

What's old is new again.

 

[kris]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Did we used to call those GROANERS? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Heck, I still call 'em "GROANERS"!! :lol: :lol: :lol: