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Old Lover's Joke

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kolanuraven

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The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the
> first
> > time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this
> very
> > tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to
> you."
> >
> > "Yes, she says, "I remember it well"
> >
> > "Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and
> we can
> > do it for old time's sake?"
> >
> > "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very
> good
> idea!"
> >
> > There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to
> all this,
> > and
> > having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two
> > old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on
> them so
> > there's no trouble."
> >
> > So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each
> other
> > for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back
> of the
> > tavern and make their way to the fence.
> >
> > The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
> As she
> > leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
> >
> > Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching
> > policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about forty minutes.
> Finally,
> > they both collapse panting on the ground.
> >
> > The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about
> > life that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the
> ground
> > recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their
> clothes
> > back on.
> >
> > The Policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing I've
> got to
> > ask them what their secret is.
> >
> > As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was
> > something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is
> there
> > some sort of secret to this?"
> >
> > The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric
> fence."
 

jigs

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tht is a good one. reminds me of our neighbors cousins from Kansas City. when young they came out every summer to "see the farm"

well we were all out side plying kick the can and then I hear this awful yell, I tear around the barn to see what happened and Von had talked the kid into peeing over the wire !!!!

guess it hurt?cause the kid didn't want to play anymore.
 

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