Jinglebob
Well-known member
sic 'em reds said:
Evidentley she doesn't think you know.......
wait for it.......
wait for it.......
"SIC 'EM" about this subject. :wink:
Sad effort, I know, but well worth it for the grin I got . :lol: :lol:
sic 'em reds said:JB, I think you're confusing affection with erection. My wife says they're two different things. I tell her if she wasn't showing me affection, there would be no erection.
(Sorry I got a little racey for some folks, it's all in fun)
8) Yep he has it right-If I would have read that and decided to sign or not-I may have not been married 28 or ? yrs.jigs said:wife and I dated 3 months...I moved home to farm, she was still down in central Kansas......a couple months of 2 hour drives on weekends and I was going nuts. So, one Saturday while picking corn I told her I can not afford to drive every weekend. she says what do you mean. so I told her lets get married.
3 weeks later we were hitched!
no experts, no premarital questions, just a long 3 week wait for the honeymoon!
jigs said:I am really starting to think my wife is on here and using Judith as a cover...... I had a bad habit of honking the twins....she decided that every time I did that she was gonna thump me in the twig and berries. I stopped honking almost immediately......unless I used the old honk and haul ash!
reader (the Second) said:Questions Couples Should Ask (Or Wish They Had) Before Marrying
Relationship experts report that too many couples fail to ask each other critical questions before marrying. Here are a few key ones that couples should consider asking:
1) Have we discussed whether or not to have children, and if the answer is yes, who is going to be the primary care giver?
2) Do we have a clear idea of each other's financial obligations and goals, and do our ideas about spending and saving mesh?
3) Have we discussed our expectations for how the household will be maintained, and are we in agreement on who will manage the chores?
4) Have we fully disclosed our health histories, both physical and mental?
5) Is my partner affectionate to the degree that I expect?
6) Can we comfortably and openly discuss our sexual needs, preferences and fears?
7) Will there be a television in the bedroom?
8) Do we truly listen to each other and fairly consider one another's ideas and complaints?
9) Have we reached a clear understanding of each other's spiritual beliefs and needs, and have we discussed when and how our children will be exposed to religious/moral education?
10) Do we like and respect each other's friends?
11) Do we value and respect each other's parents, and is either of us concerned about whether the parents will interfere with the relationship?
12) What does my family do that annoys you?
13) Are there some things that you and I are NOT prepared to give up in the marriage?
14) If one of us were to be offered a career opportunity in a location far from the other's family, are we prepared to move?
15) Do each of us feel fully confident in the other's commitment to the marriage and believe that the bond can survive whatever challenges we may face?
aplusmnt said:jigs said:I am really starting to think my wife is on here and using Judith as a cover...... I had a bad habit of honking the twins....she decided that every time I did that she was gonna thump me in the twig and berries. I stopped honking almost immediately......unless I used the old honk and haul ash!
Didn't your coach in H.S. teach you that when you play aggressive sports like "Twin Honking" that you should wear a Cup? :lol: