Sayings..

[stetson]

PONTIAC Poor Old N----- Thinks It's A Cadillac

 

[Juan]

Most of the youngsters won't get this one--------As worthless as tits on a slab of bacon.

He's so careless he could tear up an anvil with a srewdriver.

 

[jigs]

Most of the youngsters won't get this one--------As worthless as tits on a slab of bacon.

He's so careless he could tear up an anvil with a srewdriver.

we always said tits on a boar.

and wreck a crowbar in a sand box

 

[Hanta Yo]

I'm a fan of local or regional sayings. I'm not sure if metaphore or simile is the right word for it(perhaps a cunning linguist, such as reader(the second) could enlighten a 'tard like me on it)....
Here is what I mean....

Nervous... As a long tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs.
Busy....... As a set of jumper cables at a (insert your favorite racial slur here) funeral.
Ugly...... She looked like someone had taken a logging chain and sewed a dog's a$$ shut with it.
Smooth..... As a Nun's tit.
Slippery... As 2 slugs f'ing in a pail of snot.

I'm sorry if some find these sayings offensive but I'd be interested to hear some more..... I get a kick out of them.

Busy as a cat on a hot tin roof

 

[Faster horses]

Eat it and beat it.

Feed and flee. (Both these were told to us by our Banker,
believe it or not). :shock:

Can't carry a tune in a bucket. (me)

One boy is a boy, two boys is half a boy,
and three boys are no boys at all.

You made your bed, now lay in it.

And my favorite: "Sulled up like bullfrog full of blowflies."

Two axe-handles wide.

Built like a brick outhouse.

 

[Soapweed]

It's pretty easy to cut a wide strap with someone else's leather.

Glamour tends to dissolve in sweat.

All show and no go.

A miss is as good as a mile (after surviving a close call).

Footloose and fancy-free.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

A stitch in time saves nine.

Saved by the bell.

Too many cooks spoil the broth.

Never trust a skinny cook.

Time heals all wounds.

Time wounds all heels.

Little pitchers have big ears.

He's as handy as a flood in a fizzy factory.

All hat and no cattle.

Haste makes waste.

 

[CattleArmy]

Finer then a frog hair.

Holy Buckets!

Holy Moly!

 

[Badlands]

Aaaah, FH, you are refering to the "hog and jog", or the "dine and dash".

Well, some of us might know that teats on a boar actually have some use, it allows us to see if their daughters will have lots of teats or a few, so, as my friend said "Worthless as teats on a fish."

Makes about as much sense as a windshield wiper on a duck's butt, huh?


Sometimes, the wind "blows off an iceberg" around here.

Since I have some academic training, sometimes I get caught up in the "paralysis of analysis".



Badlands

 

[the_jersey_lilly_2000]

When referrin to something that you have no idea what it is........"It's a Whim Wham for a duck's tail"

 

[W. Pa. Wannabe]

:roll:

Dumb er than a stump.
Older than Dirt
Don't have all your cups in the cuboard.
Slicker than s--- on a dogs butt.







Live , Love and be Happy through God

 

[TimH]

Here are a few more that I thought of.......

Tight------ as a hawk's a$$ in a power dive.
as a bull's a$$ in fly time.

Old------- been around since Christ was a cowboy.

Fat---------- big enough to burn diesel and carry her own saddle tanks.
if she was 2 inches taller she'd be square.

I've got another one for "poor" but it might be a little too raunchy to post here. I'll PM it to anyone who is interested.

 

[cowboyup]

Hiring him was like having three good men leave
So ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink

 

[katrina]

shot at and miss...**** at an hit....

 

[Soapweed]

She is so wild she doesn't come in to water until after dark.

He couldn't ride a sheep wagon with the door nailed shut.

He couldn't find his hind end with both hands.

Bald as a billiard ball.

Wise as a tree full of owls.

He's just like a bad dog; he can only see one cow at a time.

The older the violin, the sweeter the music.

 

[Faster horses]

Just because there is frost on the roof, doesn't mean there is no fire
in the furnace. :wink:

Whatever pleases you, tickles me plumb to death.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

 

[lazy ace]

I will add to Red Robin's..... She is as ugly as a mud fence in a rain storm

Busy as a one armed man in a booger flicking contest

I was born at night but it wasn't last night

What do you think, I fell off the turnip truck yesterday

have a cold one

lazy ace

 

[DJL]

Poor - I'm too broke to pay attention!

 

[Kato]

Funny as a rubber crutch.

Got one wheel in the sand.

Got one oar in the water.

Colder than a polar bear's pajamas.

Runnin around like a fart in a mitt.

If he went any slower he'd be going backwards.

This is the prime rule of cattle sorting .... The more you hurry the slower you go!

 

[Judith]

graceful as a three legged giraffe

 

[the_jersey_lilly_2000]

graceful as a three legged giraffe...............hey.....that's ME!!!!