Reminiscent of the Scot who accidentally dropped a 2 pence piece down the two-holer as he pulled up his britches. After staring down the hole and thinking very briefly, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pound note and dropped it down beside the lonely 2 pence piece.
His outhouse buddy cried out "Ye daft beggar, why'd you waste a perfectly good pound note in such a foolish fashion?"
The Scot replied, "Ye dinna think I was going down there for just 2 pence, did ya?"
