It's true ,there is a canuckle head in sisterdale,it got to hot to be patching fence ,and being caught up on my baling. I got spruced up and headed for the water hole,as soon as I sat down I could tell some thing was going on,Ole elmo had the damndest smirk on his face and was looking at the rest of the boys,and every one was smiling but not saying a word.
About that time the bar maid brought every body a round, I noticed her smiling at elmo which she never does,but that's a long story for another time.About the time I got her paid my eyes adjusted to the dimly lighted bar room and I spotted him. I did'nt even have to ask,he stood out like a sore thumb,bout 5foot tall ,big around as he was tall,big ole Texas belt buckle and the sharpest pointed toed boots I ever seen,wrangler's bout 4 inches to short and pulled up in the crack of his ass. Just to be sure I asked elmo,who is that boy? Its that canuckle head I been teling you about he sez,well he is gonna have to wait till later cause what happened next amazed even me.
She came out of the Ladies room,and she was a knockout,now IM interested ,elmo who in the hell is that and what is she doing in here with some thing like that?Her names Carol and she is the canuckle heads sister elmo said,well so much for plan "A" I gotta think about this a while.How do you know her name and why have you been keeping this lil secret from your best friend?Hey I been telling you there was a canuckle head in town,dont blame me if you rather build fence than socialize,besides we all figgered you were busy on the "computer" give it a break elmo and ask em to come over and join us
.I tell you this Lady moved like something sisterdale aint never seen,as she sat down she smiled ,and elmo introduced us.
Big blue eyes, blonde and a divorcee in her late thirties to maybe early fourties,and very friendly.
We all had a good time and her and I got to know each other better,come to find out she is from the Quebec area and readily admitts to being a canadian big butted hussie that as she put it" all the french a TX cowboy can handle". .And I have to agree ,that girl started licking my ears,and my knee's got weak,almost fell down on the dance floor.And if you are wondering what this has to do with R CALF and the border dispute,All I can say is good thing the CCA ,did'nt see this because all they would have to do is get a few ladies like that in a R CALF meeting licking ears,every body there, would vote OPEN ER UP".......................good luck PS I told you I like canuckle heads,I told them the story about calling old tam big butted and about old bitter northern rancher, we all got a big laugh outta it and I believe ole elmo is guffawing yet
About that time the bar maid brought every body a round, I noticed her smiling at elmo which she never does,but that's a long story for another time.About the time I got her paid my eyes adjusted to the dimly lighted bar room and I spotted him. I did'nt even have to ask,he stood out like a sore thumb,bout 5foot tall ,big around as he was tall,big ole Texas belt buckle and the sharpest pointed toed boots I ever seen,wrangler's bout 4 inches to short and pulled up in the crack of his ass. Just to be sure I asked elmo,who is that boy? Its that canuckle head I been teling you about he sez,well he is gonna have to wait till later cause what happened next amazed even me.
She came out of the Ladies room,and she was a knockout,now IM interested ,elmo who in the hell is that and what is she doing in here with some thing like that?Her names Carol and she is the canuckle heads sister elmo said,well so much for plan "A" I gotta think about this a while.How do you know her name and why have you been keeping this lil secret from your best friend?Hey I been telling you there was a canuckle head in town,dont blame me if you rather build fence than socialize,besides we all figgered you were busy on the "computer" give it a break elmo and ask em to come over and join us
.I tell you this Lady moved like something sisterdale aint never seen,as she sat down she smiled ,and elmo introduced us.
Big blue eyes, blonde and a divorcee in her late thirties to maybe early fourties,and very friendly.
We all had a good time and her and I got to know each other better,come to find out she is from the Quebec area and readily admitts to being a canadian big butted hussie that as she put it" all the french a TX cowboy can handle". .And I have to agree ,that girl started licking my ears,and my knee's got weak,almost fell down on the dance floor.And if you are wondering what this has to do with R CALF and the border dispute,All I can say is good thing the CCA ,did'nt see this because all they would have to do is get a few ladies like that in a R CALF meeting licking ears,every body there, would vote OPEN ER UP".......................good luck PS I told you I like canuckle heads,I told them the story about calling old tam big butted and about old bitter northern rancher, we all got a big laugh outta it and I believe ole elmo is guffawing yet
