SMART BARTENDER
>> A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has
>> a robot bartender.
>>
>> The robot serves him a perfectly prepared
>> cocktail, and then asks him,
>> "What's your IQ?"
>>
>> The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to
>> make conversation about global warming factors, Quantum
>> physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental
>> interconnectedness, string theory,nanotechnology, and sexual
>> proclivities.
>> The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This
>> is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the
>> bar,
>> turns around, and comes back in for another drink.
>> Again, the robot serves
>> him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him,
>> "What's your IQ?"
>>
>> The man responds, "about a 100."
>>
>> Immediately the robot starts talking, but this
>> time about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast
>> foods and
>> guns.
>>
>> Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and
>> decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns,
>> the robot
>> serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"
>>
>> The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
>>
>> And the robot says... real slowly...
>> "Sooooooooo..... ya gonna vote for Bush again?"
>> A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has
>> a robot bartender.
>>
>> The robot serves him a perfectly prepared
>> cocktail, and then asks him,
>> "What's your IQ?"
>>
>> The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to
>> make conversation about global warming factors, Quantum
>> physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental
>> interconnectedness, string theory,nanotechnology, and sexual
>> proclivities.
>> The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This
>> is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the
>> bar,
>> turns around, and comes back in for another drink.
>> Again, the robot serves
>> him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him,
>> "What's your IQ?"
>>
>> The man responds, "about a 100."
>>
>> Immediately the robot starts talking, but this
>> time about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast
>> foods and
>> guns.
>>
>> Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and
>> decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns,
>> the robot
>> serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"
>>
>> The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
>>
>> And the robot says... real slowly...
>> "Sooooooooo..... ya gonna vote for Bush again?"