A Texan and a Dutchman were comparing the land they lived on:
When it came down to size, the Dutchman just said, "I've got enough room for my home, a nice garden and a couple of cows."
The Texan smiled and said, "I can drive my truck from one end at sunrise and not be at the other end at sunset."
The dutchman replied, "I had a truck like that once."
When it came down to size, the Dutchman just said, "I've got enough room for my home, a nice garden and a couple of cows."
The Texan smiled and said, "I can drive my truck from one end at sunrise and not be at the other end at sunset."
The dutchman replied, "I had a truck like that once."