Soapweed
Well-known member
The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist
Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put
up a sign reading:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors
changed it to: "Hysterias and Posteriors."
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to
satisfy the council they changed the sign to:
"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids".....No go.
Next, they tried: "Catatonics and High
Colonics".....Thumbs down again.
Then came: "Manic Depressives and Anal
Retentives".......Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in: "Minds and
Behinds".....Unacceptable again.
So they tried: "Lost Souls and Butt Holes".......No
way.
"Analysis and Anal Cysts?"........Nope.
"Nuts and Butts?"........Uh uh.
"Freaks and Cheeks?".......Still no go.
"Loons and Moons?"........Forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up
with:
"Dr Smith and Dr Jones - Odds and Ends"
Everyone LOVED it!!
Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put
up a sign reading:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors
changed it to: "Hysterias and Posteriors."
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to
satisfy the council they changed the sign to:
"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids".....No go.
Next, they tried: "Catatonics and High
Colonics".....Thumbs down again.
Then came: "Manic Depressives and Anal
Retentives".......Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in: "Minds and
Behinds".....Unacceptable again.
So they tried: "Lost Souls and Butt Holes".......No
way.
"Analysis and Anal Cysts?"........Nope.
"Nuts and Butts?"........Uh uh.
"Freaks and Cheeks?".......Still no go.
"Loons and Moons?"........Forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up
with:
"Dr Smith and Dr Jones - Odds and Ends"
Everyone LOVED it!!