Soapweed
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This story was told about one of the local veterinarians. It seems he had just retired for the night when the telephone rang. He answered the call, and a frantic lady said, "Doctor, my two dogs are stuck together, and I don't know how to get them apart."
He advised, "Get a five gallon bucket of water and dump it on them. That should solve the problem."
A few minutes later, the phone rang again, and he once more answered the call. The same lady was on the other end, and her voice was even more frantic as she wailed, "Doctor, it's not working. What can I do?"
The veterinarian said, "Well, grab on to both of them and drag them over by the telephone. Hang up, and I'll call you back. When the phone rings, it will solve the problem."
She asked, "Are you sure that will work?"
He growled, "It should, it's worked for me twice already tonight." :shock:
He advised, "Get a five gallon bucket of water and dump it on them. That should solve the problem."
A few minutes later, the phone rang again, and he once more answered the call. The same lady was on the other end, and her voice was even more frantic as she wailed, "Doctor, it's not working. What can I do?"
The veterinarian said, "Well, grab on to both of them and drag them over by the telephone. Hang up, and I'll call you back. When the phone rings, it will solve the problem."
She asked, "Are you sure that will work?"
He growled, "It should, it's worked for me twice already tonight." :shock: