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Where have all the poets gone????

Kato said:
Potato comments make me go "Ouch"
Unless they involve a couch
Where I love to recline
To think up a line
For a smart a*& response to a grouch.

:D :D :D :D


This is fun!!! :lol2:
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Kato really likes to drink
and very seldom will she think
The liquor and wine
will make her recline
As she passes out in the sink! :wink: :lol: :D 8)
 
Now TX Tibbs, that's kind of mean
Sort of thing that can cause a scene
Good thing we aren't all face to face
We have to talk through time and space
She can't slap you through her computer screen.
 
Shelly said:
Now TX Tibbs, that's kind of mean
Sort of thing that can cause a scene
Good thing we aren't all face to face
We have to talk through time and space
She can't slap you through her computer screen.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
anxiously awaiting your reply, txtibbs!!! don't keep us in suspense!! :wink:
 
Shelly said:
Now TX Tibbs, that's kind of mean
Sort of thing that can cause a scene
Good thing we aren't all face to face
We have to talk through time and space
She can't slap you through her computer screen.
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Shelly thinks that I was mean
That makes me turn kinda green :mrgreen:
The 1500 miles
That separates our styles
Prevents us from being seen
 
Kato said:
Now Tex took a shot at this Canuck
Thinking a nerve he had struck
But there's no time to drink
Or lounge in the sink
Cause I'm busy out rounding up ducks

:D :D :D :hat:
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Why I ask are ducks being rounded?
Is your headed begining to get all mounded?
I maintain the fact
that you are a clown act
And better becarefull you don't get drownded.
 
Here's one for you -

There once was a man named Mac Gruder,
Who dated a girl from Bermuder.
She thought it was rude,
To woo- - jmfvgoperu5rwpoejgmer9o :shock: :roll:

- - - - -Sorry - Mrs. Doc (Ruthie) just slammed the door on my head and threatened me with dire circumstances if I finished that limerick. :cry:

(It is kinda' funny, tho)
 
A herd of grasshoppers on the attack
Or a bunch of bikers all dressed in black
I much prefer the hoppers
to all of the choppers
Cuz next year the hoppers just might not come back!

My one and only Cowboy poetry Limerick.(I wrote it this time of the year after having to drive thru' Sturgis during the rally.) :mad:
 
There once was a man from Texas
Who couldn't afford a Lexus
So he drove an old Ford
That he steered with a board
That stuck in his solar plexus

Whenever he steered his truck
The board would bounce and buck
It would stick in his ribs
That poor Mr. Tibbs
So he decided that board he would chuck

So now he drove his Ford
With only the help of the Lord
With no way to steer
The roads would all clear
When Tibbs would shout "All Aboard"

The neighbours got out of his way
And he wondered for many a day
Why whenever he drove
By field and grove
The road was empty for all of the way.

:D
 
Kato said:
There once was a man from Texas
Who couldn't afford a Lexus
So he drove an old Ford
That he steered with a board
That stuck in his solar plexus

Whenever he steered his truck
The board would bounce and buck
It would stick in his ribs
That poor Mr. Tibbs
So he decided that board he would chuck

So now he drove his Ford
With only the help of the Lord
With no way to steer
The roads would all clear
When Tibbs would shout "All Aboard"

The neighbours got out of his way
And he wondered for many a day
Why whenever he drove
By field and grove
The road was empty for all of the way.

:D
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Kato thinks that she is funny :lol2:
Writing limericks that are so crummy
And she don't know,
That she is slow,
And some might call her a dummy! :wink:

The writing she does, never does it stop.
I think she should fetch a broom or a mop,
And fly away,
And never say,
Another word until another day!

She thinks I drive so very very bad
With my old Ford that my grampa once had.
She's never seen
That black machine,
So she can not prove her words, how sad :(

Since what you say, you can not prove.
You really need to git in the groove.
Lying is a sin
The Devil will grin,
And you won't like the direction you'll move :!:

Canada is cold, and Texas is hot.
Am I closer to hell? I would think not.
What am I saying?
I am just playing.
We have never been in each others spot.

You Ma'm have way to much spare time,
Worrying and worrying to rhyme.
You'll get chubby,
So take your hubby,
Out for a walk after suppertime :D

:shock: :lol: :clap: :cowboy:
 
Kato said:
There once was a man from Texas
Who couldn't afford a Lexus
So he drove an old Ford
That he steered with a board
That stuck in his solar plexus

Whenever he steered his truck
The board would bounce and buck
It would stick in his ribs
That poor Mr. Tibbs
So he decided that board he would chuck

So now he drove his Ford
With only the help of the Lord
With no way to steer
The roads would all clear
When Tibbs would shout "All Aboard"

The neighbours got out of his way
And he wondered for many a day
Why whenever he drove
By field and grove
The road was empty for all of the way.

:D
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Kato - THAT is GREAT - GREAT - GREAT! Even Ruthie (Mrs. DOC) says it is more acceptable than my "McGruder" limerick would have been! :???: I know that took some time and thought to balance the meter. :clap: :clap:
 
TXTibbs said:
Shelly said:
Now TX Tibbs, that's kind of mean
Sort of thing that can cause a scene
Good thing we aren't all face to face
We have to talk through time and space
She can't slap you through her computer screen.
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Shelly thinks that I was mean
That makes me turn kinda green :mrgreen:
The 1500 miles
That separates our styles
Prevents us from being seen
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By now you have figured
I have no reply to this
I already can hear the boos and hiss
My above poem was my one and only foray
Into the world of poe-a-tray! :wink:
 
Shelly said:
TXTibbs said:
Shelly said:
Now TX Tibbs, that's kind of mean
Sort of thing that can cause a scene
Good thing we aren't all face to face
We have to talk through time and space
She can't slap you through her computer screen.
Click to expand...

Shelly thinks that I was mean
That makes me turn kinda green :mrgreen:
The 1500 miles
That separates our styles
Prevents us from being seen
Click to expand...

By now you have figured
I have no reply to this
I already can hear the boos and hiss
My above poem was my one and only foray
Into the world of poe-a-tray! :wink:
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It's ok if its talent you lack,
but don't expect to much slack.
Some people here are cold,
And others here are bold,
But either way you better watch your back!!!
 

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