You know your a Canadian Redneck if....

[Mrs.Greg]

You try getting a stuck baletruck out by putting frozen cowturds under wheels for traction. :lol: :lol:


Greg and daughters boyfriend came in for dinner laughing.....tried this little trick.

 

[Northern Rancher]

Guilty as charged lol.

 

[Shorthornguy]

:roll: :lol: :lol: Learn something new every day. :lol:

 

[lazy ace]

The border must jog south a little. :wink: I too have done this.

have a cold one

lazy ace

 

[Judith]

Heck we just toss them at each other like frisbees
I though they were toys :shock: had no idea you could use em for practical applications

 

[Jassy]

Oh ya...Been there Done that....a few times :lol: :lol:

 

[baling wire]

Empty cake and mineral sacks also work but can only be used once.

 

[ranchwife]

Heck we just toss them at each other like frisbees
I though they were toys :shock: had no idea you could use em for practical applications

you are beginning to worry me, Judith....now put the eggnog away and behave!!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :wink: :wink: :wink:

 

[the_jersey_lilly_2000]

Nope can't say I've ever done that......since we dont have froze cow patties around here they are perdy much useless if yer stuck.

But I have gathered up sticks, and limbs..and stuck them under the tires to get traction to go.....

 

[Northern Rancher]

Well you haven't lived till you've stood off an cow by winging frozenturds at her-they tinkle like sleigh bells when it's -40 too-some trivia for you lol.

 

[IL Rancher]

Frozen cow turd persuasion.. Yep, have had to sue that method from time to time.

 

[cowsense]

OK Judith...........our cowturds are either froze or dried up.............work pretty good as missiles.............wouldn't your left coast turds be a bit on the wet side all the time??? Be kinda messy for the thrower and whoever gets hit with fresh stuff is gonna be coming on the fight :!: :shock: :wink:

 

[Judith]

Keep in mind that my cow turd flinging days were on the good ole alberta plains Now horse poop can fly in any province, hence my reference to a meadow muffin in my coffee I was not the intended target but I can assure you that the "flingee or flinger" took a bath in the water tub. DO NOT COME BETWEEN A WOMAN AND THE FIRST COFFEE OF THE DAY

 

[Kato]

Horse muffins make good hockey pucks too.

 

[DiamondSCattleCo]

Well you haven't lived till you've stood off an cow by winging frozenturds at her-they tinkle like sleigh bells when it's -40 too-some trivia for you lol.

Guilty of this one (and the tire one too). Frozen cow turd kept a mad momma from eating me one time. Never had a good fastball, perhaps I just needed the proper incentive... :lol:

Rod