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The world of ag news has lost a great man----Only 54--What a shock! !

Hay Maker The last time I was here you asked if I was still playing my d-28. Well I couldn't get my arm around it for nearly 7 mos.I'm back in the saddle agatn,as the saying goes. Hope all is well with you.

I've ben away frum ranchers net 4 a wile and I jest red sum of yur posts.. you told about thoz water mocasins striking the cows and they wood swel up1 Well sum time bak we had sum old buzzerds like u up hear that struck some of the womans and then left when they started to swel. herd they...

Subject: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD THIS MAY SOUND LIKE A SAKODOGSHIT TO YOU HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD. Well, it's shirt... That's right, shirt! shirt may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shirt, buy...

> A Russian, Sarak Palin, and obamawere talking one day. The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!'Sarah said, 'We were the first on the moon!' Obama said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!' The Russian and Sarah llooked at each other and shook their heads. 'You can't...

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, 'If I...

When Grandma Goes To Court Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs...

Spitzer “The name of this prostitute service is the Emperors Club, which sounds better than Whore House, doesn’t it? . . . On the website they rank the girls from one to seven diamonds. The diamonds represent how many you have to buy for your wife after you get caught” – Leno :D :D :D :D...

Wondering how many have seen Beef Magazine 2008 cow-calf issue? I realy love the picture on the cover.

Date: Sat, 2 Feb 2008 21:12:23 -0700 Retired Green Beret Gets Court Martial After Shooting Intruder Home page: Blue Star Chronicles The PC Free Zone is reporting that an 80-year-old retired Green Beret has been tried by his peers after shooting an intruder in his Knoxville, Tennessee home...

THE RANCH HAND! ==================================================================== You have to make it to the last line....... A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed...

This is the best first person account of a woman's symptoms of a heart attack I've read. Please read and share with the women in your life. I was aware that female heart attacks are different, but this is the best description I've ever read. Women and heart attacks - (Myocardial...

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These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour __________________________________________________ Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the...

Working with manure can drastically reduce chances of developing lung cancer, according to a report in The Daily Telegraph. Dairy farmers are five times less likely than the general populace to develop the disease, New Scientist magazine reports. The study found farmers typically breathed in...

After reading - don't forget to watch the video at the end!!! Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called'Beer.' The drug is found in liquid...

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.... If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor. The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight ...

THE PLAN a.. Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men. b.. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women. c.. Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort their babies. d.. In three generations, there will be no Democrats. Damn...

Subject: True Doctor Stories Funny but true: 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs -and I...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=491443&in_... 11/3/2007