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How can you afford to buy a coffin, find a venue, arrange the service etc. in such a short period? It seems impossible.

73 Percent Of U.S. Livestock Show Signs Of Clinical Depression WASHINGTON, DC—According to a joint study conducted by the FDA and the Department of Agriculture, nearly three out of four members of the U.S. livestock population show signs of clinical depression, with the vast majority of cases...

That's a pretty amazing story. Why did his grandmother try to kill him?

This has been a really interesting thread to read. However, I've never heard of bulls "falling in love" with cows. How does this manifest itself? What are the disadvantages of this happening? I'm guessing you mean a bull only wants to mate with a certain cow, which prevents him from spreading...

I've always been uncomfortable with the name "Honey Bucket." What is the origin, I wonder. Somehow I doubt it has anything to do with a bucket of honey.

Sounds like the wedding from hell, but the wedding cake was probably just a pretext for the violence.

Jak rozumiesz po Polsku?

I'd be careful what you wish for!

Anyone who watches soap operas is intellectually impaired to begin with.

Really, really bizarre. I can't wait to show Mrs. Freelance. What's really weird is that when you think about the pink dots, they start reappearing.

I invested in a light to help my beans, tomatoes, and corn along. They're doing pretty well, but my neighbors probably think I'm growing weed. :shock: :D The beans have really shot out of the ground, but the tomatoes are doing well too.

Anybody want to invest in my company?

I appreciate the concern, R2. Like I told faster horses in the "violent homosexuals" thread, I've been very busy. Perhaps this is a more appropriate place to talk about my offer: I've recently written a few articles on farmers who directly market their meat and produce to restaurants and...

It's interesting that he got stiffed once they built up trust, because thats the same with the guy I was talking to. I guess that means: always get it in writing.

I'm working on an article about how to avoid getting stiffed for livestock. The main case I'm looking at is a guy who sold livestock to a company several times successfully before they didn't pay him and then stopped returning his calls. What kind of precautions should people take so this won't...

Good one! :lol:

Fred and his wife went to the state fair every year. At the fair was one of those open-cockpit biplanes. Every year Fred would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that there airplane." And every year Edna would say, "I know, Fred, but that airplane costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten...

Man, I'd love to forward this joke to my editor, but it's just too dirty. Hilarious, though!

I met Mrs. freelance when we were both cutting class and smoking cigarettes in high school. Who says smoking and juvenile delinquency can't lead to anything good?

I've followed that advice, and all it ever gets you is a free trip to rehab. :lol: Just kidding.