the_jersey_lilly_2000
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A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that
houses all the bulls. The sign on the first bull's stall states: "This bull
mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50
times in a year, isn't that nice!." They proceed to the next bull and his sign
stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and
says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You
could learn from this one!" They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said:
"This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says,
"WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn
from this one." The fed up man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if
it was 365 times with the same cow."
houses all the bulls. The sign on the first bull's stall states: "This bull
mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50
times in a year, isn't that nice!." They proceed to the next bull and his sign
stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and
says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You
could learn from this one!" They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said:
"This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says,
"WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn
from this one." The fed up man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if
it was 365 times with the same cow."