Man vs. Bull

[the_jersey_lilly_2000]

A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that
houses all the bulls. The sign on the first bull's stall states: "This bull
mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50
times in a year, isn't that nice!." They proceed to the next bull and his sign
stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and
says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You
could learn from this one!" They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said:
"This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says,
"WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn
from this one." The fed up man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if
it was 365 times with the same cow."

 

[alabama]

I wonder where they burred that man.

 

[Kato]

Right next to the guy who actually answered the question, "Does this make me look fat?" :shock:

 

[Saddletramp]

When your wife asks you " Does this make me look fat." You're suppose to say" Don't be ridiculous." :wink: :wink:

 

[Jinglebob]

When your wife asks you " Does this make me look fat." You're suppose to say" Don't be ridiculous." :wink: :wink:

But don't add, "Everything makes you look fat." :shock:

 

[Kato]

Or, "Compared to what?" :shock:

 

[Northern Rancher]

No those jeans don't make u look fat your butt does lol. jking;

 

[S CO rancher]

Sunday morning after dressing for church, my wife asked me THAT question in all seriousness.

My reply was: do I shoot myself now or later. :???:

No, it did not make her look fat.