HAY MAKER said:Beefman said:HAY MAKER said:"]........I got spruced up and headed for the water hole......as soon as I sat down I could tell some thing was going on,Ole elmo had the damndest smirk on his face and was looking at the rest of the boys,and every one was smiling but not saying a word.........She came out of the Ladies room,and she was a knockout...........Her names Carol...........How do you know her name and why have you been keeping this lil secret from your best friend?................Big blue eyes, blonde and a divorcee in her late thirties to maybe early fourties,and very friendly..................And I have to agree ,that girl started licking my ears,and my knee's got weak,almost fell down on the dance floor..............
Hmmmmmmmmm........something doesn't sound quite right here. Do you remember that Moe Bandy / Joe Stampley song from the early 80's called "Where's the Dress"? Wasn't that song about a situation like this? Remember the line...."and then I swung her around a little to fast, and the wig fell off, and she was a he."
Sounds to me like Ole Elmo is quite the prankster Haymaker.
Beefman
How dare you insinuate a pretty lil canadian hussie be anything but a woman especially with two small children,what are those packers doing to you up there,that make you insult one of Canada's finest?I'M begining to wonder about you beef girl, every time I read your posts you have men on your mind,would you please state your gender?And don't try any of this 50/50 stuff,being a packer employee doesnt give you the right to be male one day female the next...........good luck
Haymaker: stand by while I make a note to myself.
Self, Remember the next time that Haymaker cooks up a fairy tale involving himself and an attractive woman.....let him go and have his fun. Save your bullets for the other fairy tales he dreams up involving captive supply, inflated R Calf membership numbers, and COOL.
There's not enought imported Seagrams, Canadian Club or Canadian Mist in south TX for this story to make sense, much less have an attractive woman involved.
Also don't let it bother you when he pins the packer label on you......his way of saying he's out of gas.
Mrs. Beefman wouldn't appreciate his other comments. Remember how easily that fiesty little woman stomped a stock pond in the last wise guy. Good thing I got her for the light loads.
Beefman