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Wanted....MAID

Doc, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: You do have a great way of making me see the "other" side of things............ :twisted:

I'll show this to him.........as soon as he finds out that he's actually "edjucating" himself, he'll probably clean up the place himself!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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DOC HARRIS said:
consider: .......books (he is educating himself)........magazines (he is educating himself).......catalogs(he is educating himself).......a dictionary(he is CERTAINLY educating himself!)......
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Thanks for ideas, Doc. I'm sure I can use those when she sees me reading the Canadian Shorthorn Report or New Ideas In Livestock Production. Any chance you can think of a reason for me to be reading WWII fiction paperbacks or Playboy? They won't put in a Cattlemen's Corner section. I already asked.

Rod
 
DiamondSCattleCo said:
DOC HARRIS said:
consider: .......books (he is educating himself)........magazines (he is educating himself).......catalogs(he is educating himself).......a dictionary(he is CERTAINLY educating himself!)......
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Thanks for ideas, Doc. I'm sure I can use those when she sees me reading the Canadian Shorthorn Report or New Ideas In Livestock Production. Any chance you can think of a reason for me to be reading WWII fiction paperbacks or Playboy? They won't put in a Cattlemen's Corner section. I already asked.

Rod
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Why - - ABSOLUTELY! The WWII "fiction paperbacks" are ...not real-l-l-y fiction!. There is a 'thread of reality' which wends it's way through the cavernous psychological recesses of one' brain, . . yes-s-s that's it! heh heh - - yes! The intricate ethereal emanations, or heavy gaseous isotopes resulting from the decay of a radioactive element (formally identified as RADON) permeate and infiltrate one's Autonomic Nervous System and exacerbates action of the Neurons, Axons and Dendrites - which comprise EVERY cell of the body - and propitiates the vital functions of the Reticulo-endothelial System, thereby allowing one's biological functions to continue to be in a phase of perpetuity and to persevere in maintaining one's state of optimal health - thereby allowing the head of the household to be the bread-winner in abiding constancy. - - - which is good! heh heh heh!

Now we approach the seeming contradiction of sorts regarding "Playboy"! For a Beef Cattle Breed - - ah- a - I mean - a - Producer, this seems to be more apropos and apt than the above WWII scenario! That took a little thought. The "Playboy" bit is conspicious and well defined in my opinion! To apply one's mental attributes to the engrossed consideration of body function, FORM(!) balance, Frame Quality, - - even potential Expected Progeny Differences and - - CERTAINLY Phenotype studies for the purposes of sharpening one's vigilant observant sagacity and perspicaciousness! - - especially the 'Centerfold' anatomy studies. I recommend it for ALL students of Anatomy, Physiology, Myology, Osteology and all of the other - - "ologies"! It will make one a better breeder!

I hope I have been of some help!

DOC HARRIS
 
DOC HARRIS said:
The "Playboy" bit is conspicious and well defined in my opinion! To apply one's mental attributes to the engrossed consideration of body function, FORM(!) balance, Frame Quality, - - even potential Expected Progeny Differences and - - CERTAINLY Phenotype studies for the purposes of sharpening one's vigilant observant sagacity and perspicaciousness! - - especially the 'Centerfold' anatomy studies. I recommend it for ALL students of Anatomy, Physiology, Myology, Osteology and all of the other - - "ologies"! It will make one a better breeder!

I hope I have been of some help!

DOC HARRIS
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Yup, thats why I read them.

When I can get one, that is. :wink:
 
DOC HARRIS said:
I put stuff up, and soon, he's got his nest back again........books, magazines, catalogs, a dictionary (yep, a dictionary! ), snacks, half full bottles of Gatorade, empty Gatorade bottles, a fly swatter, a flashlight......and I guarantee, I could put everything where it goes today, and by tomorrow night, it would be right back where he's got it now......... Thank God Al isn't as bad.......he keeps most of his stuff in his room, and even cleans that fairly regularly. I'm trying to raise that boy right, anyway. Who knows if, by the time he's the old man's age, he won't be as bad, or worse, though........
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Ranchy - Here are a few "Positive" thoughts to consider: .......books (he is educating himself)........magazines (he is educating himself).......catalogs(he is educating himself).......a dictionary(he is CERTAINLY educating himself!)......snacks(he is maintaining his strength to continue educating himself)......Gatorade(maintaining his strength to continue educating himself)......a fly swatter(helping you keep the house clean and immaculate).......a flashlight(to use in an electrical 'black-out' so that he can continue educating himself during any emergency).....You are fortunate to have a husband who is so dedicated to educating himself for YOUR future welfare - - even if he IS a couch potato!

Lord have mercy!!! Just what the hubby needs......an excuse to read even more than he already does!! :lol: :lol: Ranchy's hubby must be kin to my own cowboy......jesse would read the back of a cereal box if there was not a book or newspaper lying around!! He gets onto ranchers and reads EACH AND EVERY post...takes him a few hours!! However, I may have to draw the line at the playboy!! :wink: :wink: :wink:

DOC HARRIS
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Lord have mercy!!! Just what the hubby needs......an excuse to read even more than he already does!! Ranchy's hubby must be kin to my own cowboy......jesse would read the back of a cereal box if there was not a book or newspaper lying around!! He gets onto ranchers and reads EACH AND EVERY post...takes him a few hours!! However, I may have to draw the line at the playboy!!
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ranchwife - hmmm - how did you manage to get MY name signed AFTER your post? Ruthie might question that implication!! :roll: :shock: :lol:

DOC HARRIS
 
jigs said:
well, I think this is the model I want


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Jigs,

When you plan her schedule out - could you see if there is at least one spot in there that allows her the time to visit our place?

I am sure the quality of her dusting will be well above reproach.

B.C.
 
Angus Breeder said:
A maid is the only way to go. Just make sure that she is trustworthy, or it can get ugly.
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Just make sure that if she's ugly, that she is trustworthy. :wink:

Kind of reminds me of the fellow that is doing some fencing for me. He is slow, methodical, and an extreme perfectionist. His finished box corners, gates, and straight fences are works of art. On the other hand, his marital bliss has not been blessed. A messy divorce, child support payments, and a girl friend or two along the way, have all been drawbacks in his life.

One time I was checking out a finished fence, and was heaping praise on him about what a nice job he had done. He commented, "I'd rather have an ugly woman than an ugly fence." He lives by his motto. :wink:
 
DOC HARRIS said:
Lord have mercy!!! Just what the hubby needs......an excuse to read even more than he already does!! Ranchy's hubby must be kin to my own cowboy......jesse would read the back of a cereal box if there was not a book or newspaper lying around!! He gets onto ranchers and reads EACH AND EVERY post...takes him a few hours!! However, I may have to draw the line at the playboy!!
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ranchwife - hmmm - how did you manage to get MY name signed AFTER your post? Ruthie might question that implication!! :roll: :shock: :lol:

DOC HARRIS
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not sure how that happened, Doc!! did not even realize the mistake til the hubby pointed it out to me!!! Tell Ruthie it was all ME!! :wink: :wink:
 
We tried having a maid come in for 1 day every 2 weeks. I have to admit I loved coming home to a clean house! But with 4 children and hubby at home, it didn't last but maybe 2 hours. I would clean on the off weeks and hubby would get upset with me telling me that's what we pay the maid for. I would tell him I like a clean house and I just couldn't understand what part of that the rest of the house couldn't comprehend. We quit the maid service after a year... now I clean on my own and for the most part, stay on my toes and rant and rave about the rest of the household keeping up with their mess. I've come to realize though that this issue will never change.'
 
I had a maid post divorce and pre girlfriend. She came once a week and washed clothes and dishes and cleaned all day. She left supper on the stove too. I loved it. It cost me $240 a month but I did not have to do "any" housework.
Well my girlfriend decided that she wanted to do it. Or she was afraid I would get more than my house cleaned by the maid when she came on my off day. Now my house is cleaned at least once a week, dinner is cooked every day, and it cost a lot less too.
 
Lonecowboy: I know what you mean. Ain't no woman ever going to get papers on me again. No way , no how.
I prefer the pay as you go plan.
 
passin thru

You saying
"If you don't get what you want, it is a sign that either you did not want it seriously enough, or that you tried to bargain over the price." --Rudyard Kipling
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sure goes with the picture and the subject.
 

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