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I have a lot of old sayings I like,this is an old one and a favorite."Birds of a feather flock together".....................good luck
 
Funny Thing About that little white fleck on top of chicken **** thats chicken **** too!!!!!!
 
"Haste makes waste."

"Glamour tends to dissolve in sweat."

"If you are going to be dumb, you've got to be tough."

"Red sky at night, sailor's delight. Red sky in the morning, sailor's take warning."

"A penny saved is a penny earned."

"Take care of the pennies, and the dollars will take care of themselves."

"It's easy to cut a wide strap when you're using someone else's leather."

On old fellers with a new girlfriend: "Just because there is snow on the rooftop doesn't mean there's no fire in the fireplace."

"A friend in need is a friend indeed."

"Early to bed, early to rise; makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."

An old local rancher's comment at the end of each hard work day, "Well, we didn't get much done today, but we'll give 'er hell tomorrow."

"Too many cooks spoil the broth."

"Never trust a skinny cook."

"One boy is a boy, two boys are half a boy, and three boys are no boy at all."

"Him showing up with his dog is just like three good cowboys staying home."

On trailing cattle: "An hour real early is worth two hours later in the day."

"The only way to drive cattle fast is to drive them slow."

"It's amazing how dumb an old cow is, but what is more amazing is how many people can't outsmart a dumb old cow."

"An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure."

"A stitch in time saves nine."

"What is time to a pig?"

"For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction."

"Time will tell."

"Time heals all wounds."

"No use crying over spilt milk."

The Golden Rule: "Do unto others, as you would have them do unto you."
 
"Smart people don't need advice, stupid people won't take it."

"Even a well has a limit."

"All signs fail in a dry year."

On buying horses:
"One white foot buy him, two white feet try him;
Three white feet deny him,
Four white feet and white on the nose,
Knock him in the head and feed him to the crows."
(However, I DO not believe this to be true!)

"You can always tell a Texan, but you can't tell him much."
(It's a joke, a joke, okay? :wink: :lol2: :nod:
 
If he paid all his bills and I paid all mine he'd be driving a pickup bout like mine
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My dad had several that I always laugh abut now, as they were pretty "descriptive".

When something was tight, it was "tighter than a boars ass sewed up with a log chain.

A dark night was, "blacker than coaley's a_ _ hole"

"Colder than a well diggers hip pocket"

I guess my favorite and seems to be too true is, "there ain't enought time to do it right, but we'll have enough time to do it right later!"

And on fixing fence, "there ain't no need to fix this hole in the fence. There ain't any tracks thru' it!" :lol:
 
I just checked the radar L:illy,and I see our rain coming,bout time,looks like its gonna hit Old Timer's lil sister too.............good luck
 
Faster horses said:
"Smart people don't need advice, stupid people won't take it."

"Even a well has a limit."

"All signs fail in a dry year."

On buying horses:
"One white foot buy him, two white feet try him;
Three white feet deny him,
Four white feet and white on the nose,
Knock him in the head and feed him to the crows."
(However, I DO not believe this to be true!)

"You can always tell a Texan, but you can't tell him much."

:D :D :D :D :D
(It's a joke, a joke, okay? :wink: :lol2: :nod:
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"She's so wild she doesn't come in to water 'til after dark."

"He thinks he's a bronc rider, but he couldn't ride a sheep-wagon with the door nailed shut."

"Monkey see, monkey do."

"He's a darn poor cowhand. He's just like a bad cowdog and can only see one cow at a time."

"He couldn't find his 'not nice' if he used both hands."

"You can take a Republican and a Democrat, put them in the same barrel and roll it off a hill, and there'd be a S.O.B. on top all the way down."

"My mother said she voted for 'so-and-so' because she'd known him all her life. I told her I didn't vote for him for the same reason."
 
my dad's favorite "people in glass houses should not throw rocks"
my mom's "do unto others.....then run like hell"
my hubby's "damn the bad luck and full speed ahead"
my 18 year old son's "save a horse, ride a cowboy"
mine "be nice to your nurse....only she knows where the thermometer REALLY goes" :shock: :wink: :wink:
 
Excuse me if a couple of these are on the borderline of not being nice. :D

She is so ugly she has to sneak up on the dipper to get a drink!

Her face looks like it caught afire, and somone put it out with a rake!

I saw you mom kickin' a can down the street the other day, and asked her what she was doin? She says, movin'.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

If brains was gasoline, you couln't run a piss ants motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio! LMAO.

You are so dumb you must be twins, cause no one person could be so dumb.

Man, I better quit before I get in trouble. :!: :wink:
 
My dad and my uncle came up with this..I have no idea who they were talkin about at the time, but dad's used it many times since then. (Referrin to someone ugly)

Rough as a stuccoed bathtub
 
Reminds me of something my grandpa said. He would say, don't do anything I wouldn't do. So I would say back, I guess that leaves it wide open then. :)
 
Don't pet the sweaty stuff and don't sweat the petty stuff

Look's like you've been rode hard and put away wet

It ain't right but that's the way it is
 

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