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What is your best Homer moment...

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Well since I have never had a Homer moment, 8)
I thought I would ask other members on the board if they had one.

Brave enough to share? Might give us a good laugh :)
 
A homer moment is when you do something so unintellegent that you have to smack yourself in the forehead and utter the word "Doh!!!" Just like poor homer from the simpsons :) Some of us have these moments yearly, others monthly and well there are unfortunate souls who have them almost daily :)
 
I think that was someone else :) I would never do such a thing :) bats eyes lovingly.

The bannister was not even my best one to date :) Last years mud post topped it by far :)
 
Judith said:
I think that was someone else :) I would never do such a thing :) bats eyes lovingly.

The bannister was not even my best one to date :) Last years mud post topped it by far :)
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Since I'm still chuckling about the bannister,I would LOVE to read the mud one....name of the thread Pleeaaassseee :D
I on the other hand have no Homer moments :P
 
I'm an old woman ya know, how am I supposed to remember that far back? :) I will try to find it cuz it even makes me laugh!

Um Mr. Greg could you please verify that Mrs. Greg has never had a Homer moment.
 
Ok ,I'll give you the only one I remember.

I was working a nightshift in a nursing home,I decieded to try the new mixer and make a batch of buns. Got everything into the big pot,turned on the machine to mix....theres a little handle on the side that pushes the pot up to mix,didn't know anything about that :oops: Like a explostion when I turned the darn thing on,Yup I was covered in flour,sugar,yeast,milk...a goopy mess,all you could see was eyeballs. The other girl I was working with was a puddle on the floor laughing sooo hard I thought she'd piddle herself :?
 
She probably did and just didnt admit it :) He He! Life is full of these incredibly hilarious moments. Although you have to admit it is WAY funnier when you get to watch it happen! I am so glad that I grew up in a family that loves to laugh! (granted the rest of the planet just figgers we are plain nutz) I will never look at bun making the same way, thanks Mrs Greg.....Are you sure the machine blew up the batter and that your gun had'nt just gotten jammed in the mixer? I here ya have to pack a pistol in retirement homes now :) Seniors get mighty frisky :) I'm so naughty , I know......
 
agreeable said:
I think nonothing should not be eligible for this contest.
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You started shots my way the very first day you came to this site...This leads me to believe you are someone from here i already have had the pleasure meeting....enjoy you little comments and private messages with your pals....and by all means have a fantastic day.... :)
 
I can only imagine Northern! If you are half as graceful as I am things could get out of hand rather quickly!
 
Here's my LATEST Homer moment:

I was in a borrowed vehicle just yesterday. I angle parked along
the street, as we do in our little town, and ran into the store.
I came out, backed out of the parking space and into the street.
Put the vehicle in Drive and all that happened was loud grinding noise.
I thought the transmission had gone out. I wiggled the gear shift
and tried again. Same thing. I put it in park, tried 'drive' again,
same thing, only getting worse. I panicked. I used the owners cell
phone and called him and said, the transmission went out of your
vehicle." All the time, people are going around me because I
am in the middle of main street.

Suddenly, I looked on the dash and the BRAKE LIGHT was on.
I released the brake, put the vehicle in 'drive' and drove off with
a RED FACE!!!!!!!
 
reader (the Second) said:
Does this count -

I had to rush into work very early one morning. It was some years ago and we dressed even more elaborately in our company than now. I did not want to turn on the light so as not to wake my husband and dressed in the dark. I got into the company garage, stepped out of the car and say "darn, I broke off one of my heels." I looked down and saw I was wearing one heel and one regular flat style shoe - from two different pairs! How I ever got down the stairs, down the steps to the sidewalk and into my car at home without realizing it I don't know.

Doh...

Needless to say I had to run home later and change my shoes. Too embarrassing.
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Lol,same kinda thing with me,didn't want to wake greg,dressed in my scrubs,happily went to work with my uniform on inside out :oops: :roll:
 

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