YOUR FAVORITE "OLD SAYING"

[Denny]

Excuse me if a couple of these are on the borderline of not being nice.

She is so ugly she has to sneak up on the dipper to get a drink!

Her face looks like it caught afire, and somone put it out with a rake!

I saw you mom kickin' a can down the street the other day, and asked her what she was doin? She says, movin'.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

If brains was gasoline, you couln't run a p*** ants motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio! LMAO.

You are so dumb you must be twins, cause no one person could be so dumb.

Man, I better quit before I get in trouble. :!: :wink:

She's got a meloncollie look. Head Like a Melon Face like a Collie....

 

[Northern Rancher]

'All hat and no cows'

'Like two good men not showing up'

'As smart as two dumb guys;'

'She's never been curried below the knees'

 

[Denny]

fits tighter than a shoemakers finger in a pigs ass.

 

[HAY MAKER]

Two things I can't stand, a drunk when IM sober,or a sober when IM drunk. ............good luck

 

[Mudhen]

"The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese." :lol: :lol: :lol:

"Don't eat the yellow snow"

"Git-R-Done"

"What goes up must come back down"

 

[katrina]

When pigs fly...
See ya don't want to be ya........
No rest for the wicked and the righteouse don't need it.
Hell has no fury like a womens' scorn.
If mamma ain't happy no one is happy...
Let'er rip potato chip.
Kiss my what!!!!!!!
If wishes were horses, beggers would ride.
Hey, the local village called and there missing there idiot.
I'm with stupid. :arrow:

 

[Martin Jr.]

Two soldiers were arguing about who was the ugliest, when a 3rd said " Man he ain't ugly, they just haven't found anybody who looks anything like him yet!"

 

[Faster horses]

From someone who hasn't got a computer:

"One man's pleasure is another man's poison."

"Bettin' on the come."

"Praise the Lord and pass the biscuits."

 

[passin thru]

Plant as if it is gonna be dry

A drought is never broken in the summer

A drought is a character builder

He ain't no p____k, that is part of a man

No one could be that drunk

Treat the lady like a racehorse, not a nag

It's the flu, I swear

Every gun is loaded

Every snow is gonna be a blizzard

Who, me?

One thing you will find is there are a lot more horses a$$e$ in this world than there are horses

 

[Mike]

"Grinnin like a mule eating briars"

"Happy as dead pig in the sunshine"

 

[HAY MAKER]

Life is to short to marry a ugly woman or drink cheap whiskey..............good luck

 

[katrina]

Just like a dog sh***ing razerblades.
Crazy like a june hare.
Ran like a terpentined dog.

 

[Tully]

"health is wealth"

"there is plenty of room at the top , just no where to sit down"


" if you try for the big kill you may end up being the big kill.....be a profit taker"

"you rarely go broke making a profit"

Greetings from Oz
Tully

 

[Turkey Track Bar]

"you rarely go broke making a profit"

One of my favorites....thanks Tully

 

[Red Robin]

Rough as a bear fight
Rough as a cob
crazy as a run over dog
long row to hoe
he has more log chain than he can swim the river with
she has the bit between her teeth
it takes alot of drips to make a bucketfull
ugly as sin
three dog night
rear end like a shetland pony
hurry the grave is waiting
time waits for no man
wound tight as a 7day clock
tight as dicks hat band

 

[HAY MAKER]

You ladies are gonna love this one.

A man works from sun to sun
A womans work is never done...........................good luck

 

[Faster horses]

That's MY FAVORITE and I never thought of it.

How about this one. It's another favorite of mine:

BEHIND EVERY MAN THERE'S A GOOD WOMAN!!!

Nope, that's no typo, that's how I say it. :wink:

 

[James]

You can't soar with the Eagles if you stay in the Turkey Pen

 

[Soapweed]

Describing a high-falutin' lady: "She was prancing along with her nose in the air and her tail up over the dashboard."

Many years ago, I was sitting across the desk from the local banker, as I was applying for one of my first ranch operating loans. A lady customer was in the next room, and while there she had been paged on the telephone by her rancher husband. He needed some parts while she was in town, and the conversation fairly well impressed me, to say the least. She was acting quite important while talking with him on the phone, and was unnecessarily loud and a little shrill with her end of the conversation. The banker, being older and more cynical, wasn't nearly as impressed. His comment was, "Sounds like someone stepped on that cat's tale." Somehow, the importance of that particular lady always had a reality check for me from that time forward. :? :shock:

 

[Jinglebob]

"Big enough to eat hay and s_ _ t bales"

"Hs feet were so big when he was born that they folded in the middle"

"Ears like hammered biscuts" Gotcha Saddletramp! :wink: