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:cowboy: A bar, church, saddle shop, and a livestock market...........what else does America need?

NUMBER 8 is my favorite! :roll:

A married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. The husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now...do you know him?" "Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband,and he has been drinking...

Katrina.........................NOw I know WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you very much!! ROFL

FH, I lost my Dad in '76 Life has not been the same. I really missed not having him around to ask those questions about the farm. Just remember he is still with you.....everyday I feel the presence of my Father and Mother and Grandparents. Remember the good times....they will get you through.

Fatal things to say to your pregnant wife. 17. "I finished the Oreo's." 16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds." 15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby." 14. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby...

Missing Bill Clinton It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is absolutely hilarious. Just watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man...

Hi Ya'll..... At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "service." "It's the act of doing things for other people." Then I heard these terms which reference the word SERVICE: Internal Revenue Service Postal Service Telephone Service...

> >interesting fact......so now you know > >Manure > >In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and >it was also before the invention of commercial fertilizer, so large >shipments of manure were common. > >It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot...

Brad, Great come back on missing the wedding!!! :lol: :lol: Look at it this way....you should make her next one in about 4-6 years!! National Average. The first wedding is usually considered a "Starter Marriage" !! :lol:

The cattle buyer got in his Escalade, drove to a neighboring farm and knocked on the farmhouse door. A young boy about 12 years old opened the door. "Is your pa home?" asked the cattle buyer. "No, sir, he ain't", the boy said. "He went to town." "Well ," said the cattle buyer, "Is your ma...

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"Why some men wear earrings" A farmer was at a diner one day having lunch when he noticed an old friend. What really caught his attention was that this friend was wearing an earring. The farmer knew his old buddy to be a normally conservative fellow, and was curious about his sudden change in...

Don't quit your day job :roll:

We breed Mini Aussies that are really good working dogs. We recently purchased a 3/4 Corgi 1/4 Blue Heeler. I can tell you this ....he is going to need a therapist before he is 6 months old!! I bet the cow has yet to be born that he can't pen or run through the fence. I like the mini aussies...

Vegetarian diet 'harms children's growth' By Steve Connor, Science Editor, in Washington A row erupted yesterday after an expert said youngsters brought up as strict vegetarians suffered mental and physical problems that could affect them for the rest of their lives. Lindsay Allen, from the...