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Hotter than a heifer in breeding season.

Rainin like a tall cow pissin on a flat rock

He's tighter than a bulls ass!

Did her milk clear up for you? How much is she milking now?

http://health.yahoo.net/experts/eatthis/truth-about-milk Bottoms up!

The Best Way To Pray A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby. Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray," the priest said. "No," said the minister. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to...

Five surgeons are talking. #1 The first says: " I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. " #2 The second responds: " Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside of them is colour coded. " #3...

THIS IS A NONPARTISAN JOKE THAT CAN BE ENJOYED BY BOTH PARTIES! NOT ONLY THAT-- it is POLITICALLY CORRECT! While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven," says...

My B I L is a sass member...

Better put that computer on the cull list!!

That was awesome!!

I like #8 but #20 was my favorite!!

That's cute... HAHA I like that!!

#76........ Watch the Bachelor.

I don't have any ideas on how to make them warmer,but I have found that Walls brand outerwear is alot warmer and about 2/3 the price of Carharts. I have a Carhart hooded jacket for chores and a Walls jacket for going to town and there is no comparison. The Walls has much more insulation and is...

I think there is a big12 game. Go Huskers!!

My wife "won" a $50 gift certificate to one of those nationally known oil change joints. When she went in for the $29.95 oil change they told hef the transmission fluid looked a little off color and they thought it should be changed .($169.95) She called me for my advice. I told her to just...

apparently you haven't been on facebook

rabbit stew

Well said H