Most embarrassing first date!

[MsSage]

No, I will not make you wait I will answer ...Deadly Sperm Buildup ....Still I dont know what SRS is that is why I ask. :?

 

[Shelly]

I'm thinking it's an "old" guy thing. Right, NR? :wink:

 

[Mike]

I'm thinking it's an "old" guy thing. Right, NR? :wink:

What are you asking NR for? He doesn't know how "old" Readers' man is. :???: :???:

 

[Mike]

Remeber Pablo Picasso :wink:

I do. You mean "Man and Nude Woman"?

 

[Mike]

I was thinking of old men and virility.

Never seen that painting. :lol: :lol:

 

[katrina]

Or Aristotle Onassis.(R2)
Girl, You need me to pick out your men for you...Aristotle Onassis???????? EWEEEEEEEEEEEE....ICKY.............

 

[Soapweed]

When Jackie marrie Aristotle, she was hoping to get as a wedding present a real old-fashioned state of the art collectible grand piano. Alas, all she got was an antique organ. :wink:

 

[kolanuraven]

R2: Here's the real question........has he got any money??????

 

[katrina]

Honey, Ya got to date the young ones, so they can take care of you....Break em in the way ya want them. Dating old farts mean you'll be taking care of them.......... Ya know two 25 year olds=a 50 year old...

 

[kolanuraven]

Well....just make sure he spends some it on you!!!!! Nothing worse than a cheap date....and " ditto" on being able to afford more than your date. Been there and done that long ago..... pure misery!

AND...AND...go with your instincts...go w/ yer " gut". It seems with me if I go against my " guts" I regret not listening to myself!!!

Be careful R2 mentioned shoes on here....it seems to "set" some folks off!!! :lol: :lol:

 

[fedup2]

Ageing with a smile for women! :lol:

Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first.

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.

I'm getting into swing dancing.. Not on purpose. Some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.

I think I've reached my sexpiration date.

People our age can still enjoy an active, passionate sex life! Provided we get cable or that dish thing.

The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our boobs. The bad news is they have to squat down first.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."

I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my age, but they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."

Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.

Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.

 

[Shelly]

Kola -

I think there are some shoe fetishists here :wink: :wink: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :nod: :nod:

WHAT did I miss??? Pray tell.

 

[kolanuraven]

Good one!! Staying with the shoe/foot idea....just take small steps in your " new " world first...then increase the distance between steps and frequency at a rate you're comfortable with.

Remember YOU make the rules...if they don't want to play by YOUR rules....well then don't let them play!!

We're all old enough and wise enough now to have those rules!!!!

Have a blast...life is too short and no one loves a " sad a$$"!!!! Words from my long dead 2xGreat Aunt

 

[kolanuraven]

OMG!!! Woman what's wrong with you!!!! NEVER turn over the decision making power to a MAN!!!!


First rule of WomanHood.....let him " think" he's making the decision you just implanted into his subliminal realm!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

You and me & all these other women here know how to do that....we do it everyday!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Mike]

I'm reading the book Men Are Like Fish...

Can be true. If one chooses the correct 'Bait". :wink: But you have to be careful and choose the right size "Hook" too! :shock:

 

[kolanuraven]

...and those that don't meet the " length" requirement and have to be thrown back....what a nuisance!!

 

[Mike]

...and those that don't meet the " length" requirement and have to be thrown back....what a nuisance!!

Yea, sometimes those "Big Old Boats" are hard to fill. :lol: :lol:

 

[katrina]

Amen sisters......

 

[kolanuraven]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[feeder]

I believe Haymaker just posted a picture of either a cannonball or some kind of junk. I wonder if that could be an aftermath of B:*** B****.